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7.
v.,n. - to accidentally shit oneself while attempting to fart
I accidentally sharted myself.

Did I get some shart on you?
by Sean September 10, 2004
 
71.
Anal counterpart to a French kiss.
Monsieur Raggou: Who can see my shart? Here be my doublet come close, my coat come over all dat, den who de devil see my shart? For vat sall me have a shart, when nobody see my shart?
--John Lacy, The Old Troop, before 1665
by Michael Zeleny June 23, 2008
 
72.
While in a drunken state and trying to flatuate in public, you unintentionally expel liquid feces into your shorts, causing total embarassment to yourself - FOREVER.
The weekend camping trip ended early because the shart that John left at the fire almost injured 3 people.
by Pat McGroin March 03, 2008
 
73.
a cross between a shit and a fart. A 'wet fart' with lumps
in it is considerd a "SHART" .
I just had a shart. Where's the nearest bathroom so's I
can wipe my ass and flush my gynch down the toilet.
I just sharted. Does anyone have
some asswipe?
by MAGMAN March 23, 2007
 
74.
A fart that spews shit into your pants.
Jeffrey did you just fart. No it was a shart cause theres some shit mixed in. Tottaly Radical!
by blackman123 January 20, 2007
 
75.
The end result of a fart where one accidentally shits instead. (As mentioned in the comedy "Along came polly"

shart, sharting, sharted, sharts
Oh my goodness, I must leave. I seem to have sharted.
by CL January 20, 2004
 
76.
When you fart a little shit comes out..a shart
Man I was in your moms bedroom and she made me laugh so hard i sharted in my pants!
by Kyleman January 20, 2004
 
77.
Noun: The combination of the solid waste and gas excreted from the anus simultaneously.

Verb: The act of excreting shit and gas while farting!
The origin of the word "shart" is credited to L. M. Crowley (1986) after observing her brother excrete a little extra something along with his explosive gas after after a night of endulgence at the turkey testical festival.

Holy Crap! The idiot just sharted!
by T wember February 07, 2008