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The act of farting that will cause you to shit a wee bit of that massive terd you felt slithering through your intestines for days. When you shart there is no going back. You will forever be changed by the sheer amount of "oh fuck!" going through your mind.
You: Dude those .89$ burritos were fucking delicious. Thats gonna be a epic shit.

Your fat greasy friend: *gurgle* hahah

*3 days later*

You: Dude I gotta fart

Your ass: *gurgle*

Your soul dies because of the shart.
by Theshartman April 08, 2010
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1.
a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")
I sharted at the party last night and
went home pronto to change my clothes.
by Foof March 27, 2003
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2.
gas followed by mass.
that's the third time i've sharted this week - perhaps i should look into disposable boxers.
by fycfan#1 April 20, 2005
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3.
When one farts and a little shit comes out.
We gota go, dude.
Why?
It's an emergency!
What?
I sharted, dude.
What's that?
Sharted!
Huh?
I farted and a little shit came out!

-Along Came Polly
SEE THAT MOVIE
by The Person January 27, 2004
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4.
To Accidently Shit While Trying To Push Out A Fart..In Other Words To Gamble And Lose
Tony Was At The Park and A ilent But Deadly Wound Up Being A Shart
by Sabe 1 March 14, 2005
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5.
A cross between farting and dropping a load in your pants. Typically of a runny consistency. There are 5 categories of Sharts. Also known as a Foop.

Cat 1) Wet Sensation
Cat 2) Wet Underwear
Cat 3) Soak thru to inside of pants
Cat 4) Soak thru pants (Visible to general public)
Cat 5) Runs down to socks. (Oh my god, run for your life)

Anything of Category 4 or higher require showers. The lesser categories can be dealt with using alternative cleansing methods.
On the way back from lunch yesterday I noticed Art was having a hard time making it up the stairs. As we reached the pinnacle of the staircase Art looked to me and said "You gotta cover for me, I just Sharted". He then wiggled out of the building and drove home for a shower.
by Big Daddy R December 28, 2005
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6.
v. - The act of farting in hopes that it will just be air, but to ones' dismay...a little shit comes out.
I thought it was just a little gas...but no...it was a freakin' shart.
by cathrynRules February 11, 2004
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7.
v.,n. - to accidentally shit oneself while attempting to fart
I accidentally sharted myself.

Did I get some shart on you?
by Sean September 10, 2004
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