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A surprising expulsion of poop that occurs during the farting process
Jane and I were napping together after filling ourselves with bean burritos and getting drunk off beer earlier in the day at El Charro’s. We were supposed to meet my parents for dinner at 7:30, and I didn’t want to not show up because first of all my parents generally have a big stick up their asses and second they wanted to meet Jane for the first time. The alarm was supposed to ring at six, but one of us set the damn thing incorrectly so we kept dozing until Jane snapped out of it around 7. Girls can wake you up in funny ways sometimes, and old Jane was a funny one. What she did was she climbed on top of me and sharted all over my face. I knew she meant to fart, so I wasn’t mad.
by Rj-C November 27, 2007
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a cross between a shit and a fart. A 'wet fart' with lumps
in it is considerd a "SHART" .
I just had a shart. Where's the nearest bathroom so's I
can wipe my ass and flush my gynch down the toilet.
I just sharted. Does anyone have
some asswipe?
by MAGMAN March 23, 2007
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Plural: Sharts

When you put enough pressure on your farts, that particals of shit come out of your anus too.
Person: What?! You just totally sharted man!

Person 2: How can you tell?

Person: I heard a loud blast and your pants is covered with crap.
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When you TRY to fart, a little shit comes out...
by sjonathan July 24, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A word made when someone tries to fart, but ends up pooping. This will usually result in the persons pants becoming soaked with poo.
EW! I just tried to fart but I actually sharted!
by Sarah A November 06, 2006
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the opposite of tall, if you speak with a St. Louis accent
The shart lady who lives near highway farty-far in Warshington County does her warsh on Thurdsay.
by Woody Thomas July 10, 2008
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A fart with "substance"
Aw lawd, i sharted on the lawn and used it as bait to catch deer
by RetyTheLlama February 03, 2008
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