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5.
A cross between farting and dropping a load in your pants. Typically of a runny consistency. There are 5 categories of Sharts. Also known as a Foop.

Cat 1) Wet Sensation
Cat 2) Wet Underwear
Cat 3) Soak thru to inside of pants
Cat 4) Soak thru pants (Visible to general public)
Cat 5) Runs down to socks. (Oh my god, run for your life)

Anything of Category 4 or higher require showers. The lesser categories can be dealt with using alternative cleansing methods.
On the way back from lunch yesterday I noticed Art was having a hard time making it up the stairs. As we reached the pinnacle of the staircase Art looked to me and said "You gotta cover for me, I just Sharted". He then wiggled out of the building and drove home for a shower.
by Big Daddy R December 28, 2005
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22.
When you fart, and you accidently take shit in your pants.
I was standing in line to go to a movie, and I sharted my pants.
by Wyatt Mathews September 09, 2006
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23.
An explosion like bowel movement. When one shits and farts at the same time. Can become huge problem if done on accident. If done on toilet, shit explodes and splashes water all over your ass.
The second I sat on the crapper, shit exploded out of me like a nuclear bomb. That was the biggest shart ever!
by pizzimp_69 September 03, 2005
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24.
when you try to fart, and you shit, mostly happens when you are hungover.
"I was so hungover this morn, i sharted my pants"

"Did you just fart?, no i shart!
by Simon v January 14, 2008
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25.
Shart is when you think you half to fart but you shit your self.
aw fuck i just sharted myself
by fogster January 16, 2009
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26.
Something intended to be only a fart but is accidentally accompanied by shit. These frequently occur during bouts of diarrhea. Past tense is sharted.
"Uh-oh dude I gotta run to the head real quick, I think I just sharted"
by The Real T-Rex November 07, 2007
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27.
Shart- To try to fart, but u shit instead
Bill sharted in his pants
by Tabasco Sauce August 16, 2005
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28.
When you have to shit really badly and you let out a fart thinking that you'll be ok, but really shit comes out with the fart.
Resulting in ruined underwear and possibly in need of a new pair of pants.
"I didn't make it to the bathroom intime and I sharted."
"Gross."
by s4mthug July 12, 2005
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