A cross between farting and dropping a load in your pants. Typically of a runny consistency. There are 5 categories of Sharts. Also known as a Foop.

Cat 1) Wet Sensation
Cat 2) Wet Underwear
Cat 3) Soak thru to inside of pants
Cat 4) Soak thru pants (Visible to general public)
Cat 5) Runs down to socks. (Oh my god, run for your life)

Anything of Category 4 or higher require showers. The lesser categories can be dealt with using alternative cleansing methods.
On the way back from lunch yesterday I noticed Art was having a hard time making it up the stairs. As we reached the pinnacle of the staircase Art looked to me and said "You gotta cover for me, I just Sharted". He then wiggled out of the building and drove home for a shower.
by Big Daddy R December 28, 2005
the act of farting and shiting at the same time
as justin sharted he said, "o shit rick a piece of corn just fell out of my trousers, ill let you pick that up later."
by donttestmyshart July 05, 2009
when you fart and some shit accidentally comes out
Dud, I just sharted....I gotta go home and change my underwear.
by Diana N. April 04, 2008
Fart and follow through, usually happens after drinking heaps of beer the night before followed by a dodgy curry. You do not want this to happen in public, but it can be funny if its not you!
"Hey Mick .........phhhhhhhhtbllllllooop!", fuck I just sharted! Got any bog roll?
by Bennnyballbags September 29, 2007
The farts that occur before and after a person has had a shit.
Kevin: Dude, i sharted for 20 minutes but nothing came out!
Kyle: Erm...Thanks for sharing that.
by Kyle Frith November 19, 2006
the past perfect participle of soiling your undergarments.
oops, i shart my pants.
by andrew stewart August 06, 2004
When you fart and a little bit or a whole lot of shit comes out.Can also have some quite humourous results..I will now tell you a story....

Once upon a time me, my cousin and his GF were having Macdonalds.My cousin told me (In hushed whispers) that he needed to fart really bad but didn't want his GF to hear.I told him to try and make it an SBD.Colin (my cousin) made a SBD but at a horrible cost....By the time we left the establishment it was on the floor.......I had to go back and clean it up....It was horrific.......................
The moral of the story is....If this happens to you RUN!!! don't go back and clean it up...............
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here are my helpful (Maybe) catergories.

Cat1:Slight wet sensation...You got off easy...

Cat2:Spreads all over inside of boxers/briefs. If your going commando this could be a problem.

Cat3:Soaks through boxers/briefs and wets inside of pants
.If your going commando this is catergory 4.

Cat4:Has soaked through to the outside of pants and has now left a big brown/green mark on back of them.

Cat5:Runs down leg (Really bad if your wearing socks or god forbid...a skirt! 0.0 ....) ......

Cat6: An explosion (Example of it found in story).
Shart (have to say in example)
by Fucktarded Scarecrow September 14, 2009
when one feels a fart coming about, and then lets loose and some shit comes out with it. one may make a disgruntled face, or sometimes a groaning/grunting noise. otherwise, then one waddles back to ones house because of amount of shit in ones pants, it looks something of a waddling, zombie type walk.
dude lets go. wait. what? damn, i just sharted.
by blahhhhhhh March 30, 2006
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