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sharpened dick 

A fancy term for an erection of the male penis
"I just got a sharpened dick right now!"
"You could totally see Ezrens sharpened dick through his basketball shorts."

"You may think sharpened pencils are great, but I think sharpened dicks are amazing!"

Sharpened Pencil

Noun,

when a man gets bored one day that he decided to sharpen his penis for erotic pleasures, but the man does not realize that this could end in infection and sometimes fatality. Of course the man doing this must have a really small penis... and brain.
After watching the footall game, Jim became very bored with his life so he decided to "sharpen" his "pencil" Thus ending in a sharpened pencil.
Female who plays with a guy’s feelings know’s what guys want to hear but they hurt so many guys! Will mislead you into believing they are "different" than others then ghost you!
That chick lied to me and broke my heart again! I should've listened to everyone that warned me about her! Sound’s like you got sharreyed!
Sharreyed by cashtango November 21, 2021

John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster

a lovely person who lives inside ass hair. a wet new pair of balls. likes to thrust in the moonlight. has TREMENDOUS groping skills. has an awesome greasy clitoris. great at handling super grandmother.
Lover: oh, I love John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster. They have such a creamy barbecue penis vagina hole.

sharpened pencil

when i was young, I had my pencil sharpened.
sharpened pencil by cmoorepuss April 20, 2004

Sharpened, sharPened, sharpeneD 

Sharpened, sharPened, sharpeneD
Sharpened, sharPened, sharpeneD