| 1. | Daria | ||
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A great show that was aired on MTV back when it was actually a cool channel. Spin-off of Beavis and Butthead which featured a highly intelligent high school girl with a razor sharp wit. Was unpopular because she refused to conform to the masses of brainwashed sheep at her high school. Had a sister named Quinn who was a superficial, stuck-up little bitch and was supposedly a fashion maven, yet wore the exact same outfit almost every single episode. Daria rocked but was hated by those who couldn't appreciate her intellect and wit.
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| 2. | sharp spoon | ||
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A sharp spoon is a person of slow wit and reaction time. The last person to laugh when a joke is told or a person whose only comeback to any sort of jest is to spout forth "cunt" "fuckhead" and "oh yeah c'mon then!" is a sharp spoon. Once again Timothy was the last to laugh at the joke...
"You didnt get the joke did you Timothy? Fuck, you're a real sharp spoon are'nt you?" |
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| 3. | Alcorn | ||
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The awe-inspiring offspring fabricated when an acorn and an alcove love each other very much. Often larger than life. Known for being fast drinkers and even faster talkers with a sharp wit. May or may not make you laugh 'til your kidney ruptures. Use with caution. "Man, that alcorn makes me go nuts!"
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| 4. | kneesmith | ||
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1. n. Someone who has a sharp wit, regularly makes a fool of himself, gets "hesh gnar", or is a "worry worm".
2. n. The fictional comic book character in the popular comic series "Kneesmith and Lazybee" Hey, Kneesmith, come here
Wow did you see Kneesmith fend off the evils of the world in the latest issue? |
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| 5. | shiner | ||
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A. person capable of single-handedly changing the etymology of most foul-defined words. The type of person that is so beautiful you are nervous to talk to them. B. a facial expression that is warm and welcoming, yet- at the same time- makes you apprehensive that you are about to be destroyed by impeccably sharp wit C. a mythical singing sea creature that ellivates lonely sailor's white cap whipping woes D: hot ticket E. the main attraction "wow- i can't believe you were able to score those shiner tickets for the game!"
-------------------------------------------------------------------- person 1: " what are all those people doing lined up at 5 in the morning outside in the freezing cold?" person 2: "i don't know- but whatever it is, it must be a shiner! let's get in line!" ----------------------------------------------------------------- |
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| 6. | Prochaska | ||
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Redheaded male with a very complex personality who enjoys fornicating with domestic wildlife and partaking in "hand making" protein shakes with his foreign friend. Also, a seducer of local professors of both genders, who's charm lies in his ability to erotically articulate technological processes. Typically has a very "sharp" wit, but cannot seem to enunciate certain everyday words. Moreover, has a tendency to wear sandals that consistently drive his female coworkers crazy (as in uncontrolable sexual arousal). Dude, get off my dick, your being such a prochaska.
You should really stop hitting on professor Austin, otherwise, you will be known as a prochaska. Man, you should let the duck go before you pull a prochaska. |
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| 7. | Snarcasm | ||
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The use of sharp wit that combines sarcasm and snarkiness... Samson has learned to to exercise discretion and sensitivity with his girlfriend by avoiding jokes and snarcasm.
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