| 99. | Beach Battle Scars | ||
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n. And injury sustained for a trip to a beach. Most common forms are sun burn, scrapes for seashells, or sand in the vagina. No way am I going today, I haven't finished tending to my beach battle scars from last time.
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| 100. | Rob Dyrdek | ||
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The most amazing "street" skateboarder around and one of many business wizzes to ever step foot in the skateboarding industry Can be seen on his latest Mtv masterpiece Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory doing the most crazy shit literally was bit by a shark during an episode A.K.A. Shark Attack, Little Rob Guy1: "Did you see that episode of Rob Dyrdeks Fantasy Factory last night?"
Guy2: "Yeah who would miss it that shit is hilarious!" |
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| 101. | Vikings | ||
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When the fridge gets raided at a party by drunk and stoned people in search for the munchies. Oh, a bunch of people went Vikings on our fridge last night.
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| 102. | sharksided | ||
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Much like being “blindsided", but much more cruel and intense... similar to a shark attack... this being a verbal attack. The attack is cruel and mean spirited it is looking for blood!! Way beyond snarky...... She was sharksided when he told her secret on facebook.
He sharksided his girlfriend ridiculing her meal in front of his friends. |
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| 103. | Totally Radd!! | ||
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Best band ever, sure they can be classed as nintendocore. But they definetely are not into the screamo-bullshit! Sam: "Dude, what's this blip blop happy song called?
Lars: "It's Shark Attack Day Camp by Totally Radd!!" |
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| 104. | Lakeshark | ||
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A lakeshark is quite simply, a variety of shark that lives in freshwater lakes. They eat canoes, left shoes and the occaisonal child. For a real treat, they will enjoy a history teacher. They range in size from a metre to 4 meters long. Swimmers and boaters alike are told to watchout, as they can attack at any time. Dang lakesharks! We would have won that race if they hand't gotten to our canoe.
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| 105. | New Hampton School | ||
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More often than not, New Hampton School is covered in snow and cold as the food they serve breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The students are primarily dispensable and the teachers are alcoholics. Mr. Little either believes that "community" is something tangible or that it is something easily imposed upon people. Mr. Menke sits back and watches the money pile up. Death by shark attack < New Hampton School < realizing your girlfriend has syphilis
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