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And I always though that a Shark was a carnivorous, cartilagenous, generally torpedo-like fish.
*Jaws theme* dan dum, dan dum, dandumdandumdandumtututuuuudandumdandumdandum...*
by MexG November 24, 2004
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(Verb) To steal something in use by another when they aren't paying attention. Often used in reference to chairs, remotes and other objects/appliances.
Example 1:
Dave: "Hahahhaha. Gazza isn't happy, totally sharked his chair when he stood up to get his drink."

Example 2:
Joe: "Ugh, i hate so you think you can dance. Who the fuck watches this shit?"

Tim: "Quickly, Anne is looking away, Shark the remote. NOW!"
by timmy_222 August 24, 2009
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VERB {male}: To inadvertently or purposefully poke a partner in the side/butt/etc. with an erect penis while sleeping next to them.
No, no, no! YOU be the little spoon tonight, dear. If you shark me awake again, I'll smack you square in the fin, savvy?
by schroedersoul May 05, 2009
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Asians that have big dicks
Sharks can enjoy both math and sex.
by 42 Hunt Skank February 05, 2017
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In the ocean's never ending war on humanity, sharks are kind of like the white blood cells. The ocean sends them to kill individual humans that have entered it's waters.
Sharks are basically water breathing death tubes armed with razor sharp teeth designed specifically for tearing human flesh. Truly one the ocean's most terrifying weapons.
Every shark wants nothing more than to kill people. To survive, we must take the same attitude towards them.
by Ocean Truth Society July 19, 2005
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To forcibly remove clothing of unsuspecting women and expose them publicly, then fleeing the scene. Meanwhile, someone else records the whole event discreetly.

This has been popularized by videos from Japan showing this.
"After I sharked her, she kept looking around for me while fixing her clothes back on."
by Daniel Ten October 24, 2006
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Short for Loanshark
One who lends money (usually illegally) and charges interest on the repayment, often removes parts of the body if payment is not returned.
Shit, I owe that shark 20 grand.
by eatshit May 14, 2005
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