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Shapeless Wonder 

Most often a woman who lacks hips, booty, and thighs.
Upon entering the boutique, I was approached by a shapeless wonder of a woman.
Shapeless Wonder by MinYoongi September 1, 2016
When a guy cannot produce cum. A nickname guys use.
Max is so sapless!
sapless by ubdick August 16, 2014

shipless 

two people that will never meet because the closer one comes the more the other retreats. making for a fun life-long game with zero results, zero reality, zero responsibility. Yay!
"hey, Phil! Its Judy. Wanna meet for lunch?"
either no reply or "excuse me, who are you?"

"Baby, i'll care for you, i'll provide for you, i'd even wipe your wrinkled ass when we're old"
"You're scaring me, you wanna cage me in?"

"Phil said he would never ask Judy out"
"Thats funny coz Judy said the same thing about Phil"
"God they're so shipless"
shipless by Krkič August 12, 2019

Sharpless 

One in an office environment, particularly a loner who is physically repugnant and socially unredeeming in any way, who seeks to maneuver by heirarchal flattery and other banal officespace machiavellian tactics more attractive and socially agile co-workers out of their jobs with the sad notion that they will not be around to draw desperately needed female attention from him. Always lives alone. Collects comic books and old rock albums. Assumes the attutude of a hipster without possessing any hipster qualities. Apparently unware of shoulder flakes. Will typically work as an editor and will fire interns who don't sleep with him.
Ugh. That's the third time this week that sharpless loser has asked me out to dinner so we can discuss my writing.
Sharpless by Dharma Bum April 12, 2004

Shalesse 

Is a great and amazing person. SHE DOES NOT LIKE WILL. Her sarcasm is not always appreciated. Oh well
Shalesse is mad annoying
Shalesse by Tyrone Tyshan October 22, 2019
The being of a shape,
IDK I am only doing this to prove that shapness is a word.
shapness by shapness December 30, 2016