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FAT!, overweight!, protoplasmatically 'challenged', colloq; 'morphoplasty' a "politically correct" term for those whose bodies 'go to seed' by either a hearty appetite!, (and/or poor diet) no exercise; or BOTH! the ability of a human to become pear or blob shaped, thanks to the shape distorting influences of 'modern times' the holidays specialize in shape distortion!! jane became a victim of shape distortion after she turned forty!
jim was once a body-builder, but now looked like the michelin man, thanks to shape distortion... john thought he saw the goodyear blimp, but it was just a shape distorted human... judy 'lost' her butt AND arms! thanks to shape distortion! |
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