shlanktooth

noun - used to describe a southerner. ofcourse 100% of southern people are mentally retarded, inbred, trailor trash.

looking at an uneducated, no-chinned, bucktooth loser at a monster truck rally, (or rodeo, tractor-pull, nascar race, demolition derby, ten yr old fiance's babyshower, trailor park convention, shopping for clothes/furniture at the local dump), you say:
"hey, look at that shlanktooth over there"

shlanktooth by jimjamjimjam March 4, 2009

shankapotamus 

Someone who has the "shanks" so bad and is all over the golf course. Someone not even capable of getting the ball off the ground, and then gets so mad he chucks his club every shot and makes everyone around him uncomfortable.

The best example of a shankapotamus is Stephen Koytek.

shankapotamus by Mr Shandman February 23, 2009

shankroid 

any gross or disgusting growth on a penis or snatch that is unknown. the penis being the shank the growth being the roid.

after i fucked that retarded hatian hooker i have a shankroid on my cock, my wifes gonna kill me!

shankroid by flayven March 20, 2010

shankapotomus 

Someone who can't keep the ball in play during a round of golf. Hitting the ball to the extreme right (slice) or extreme left (hook).

Way to go shankapotomus, try keeping it on the fairway next time.

shankapotomus by nonshank-golfer October 31, 2009

Sharktooth 

“Sharktooth” (verb) -- adults intentionally creating a positive experience or memory for young children.

Origin: While hunting together for shark teeth at the beach, parents would covertly drop one or more pre-purchased shark teeth in a child’s path, thus ensuring that the child experiences the joy of a successful hunt within their limited attention span. When searching for seashells, it may also be called “shell-shilling.”

Alternatively, as ammunition for ungrateful adults to declare to their well-intentioned parents that their entire childhood was a lie.

“I didn’t really catch that fish in preschool? You put it on my hook when I wasn’t looking? You sharktoothed me!”

Sharktooth by rossfish June 9, 2022

shankopotamus 

A golfer gravely afflicted by the "s" word of golf--the shanks (i.e., hitting the ball off the hosel of the club, resulting in shots that go pretty much dead right with relatively little distance).

A bad golfer, like from the etrade commercial a shankopotamus

shankopotamus by Stewisawesome February 1, 2009

shankopotomus 

when a golfer is shanking the ball so bad he might as well be a hippopotomus.

Gayton is seriously a shankopotomus today.

shankopotomus by ezell714 February 2, 2009