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57.
in the southern u.s. (at least in nc), to shank means to pull someone else's pants down as a joke
Ahhh, you got shanked cuh!
by shankee1234 October 16, 2010
 
58.
the most baller alcoholic beverage EVER. made by the mix of vodka and the most g drink, sunny, motha fuckin, d. Loved by kids and collage students around the world. ever.
Dam girl, this shank is making you look fabulous
by Dethkock August 04, 2010
 
59.
To stand a woman on her head and eat her like an ice cream cone.
I would love to shank the cougar at the end of the bar!
by Skippy Whitlock June 26, 2010
 
60.
To shit and wank at the same time.

Similar to cranking (crying and wanking).
"Man, I've been with my family all day, I'm off for a shank"
"Dude, I had an awesome shank last night, managed to syncronise beautifully"
by Jizzy P. April 22, 2010
 
61.
A random word my doped up mother-in-law repeats.
SHANK AND THEN SHE SHANK SHANK AND I LOLD SHANK!!!
by SHANKRD March 28, 2010
 
62.
To shank someone with a homemade mexican knife
Eddie: Will I'll shank u

Will: Oh shit
by Lewisboy February 13, 2010
 
63.
to gangster-ly stab someone
yo gangsta imma shank yo if yo dont get muh money!
by charknowsall February 11, 2010