To shit and wank at the same time.

Similar to cranking (crying and wanking).
"Man, I've been with my family all day, I'm off for a shank"
"Dude, I had an awesome shank last night, managed to syncronise beautifully"
#shit #wank #shank #crank #shanking #cranking #shitting #wanking #shanl #wanl #wanj #wenk #shink #shenk #shanj #ashnk
by Jizzy P. April 22, 2010
To wank while shitting, honestly.
guy1: Oh man, that shit was taking forever so i deceided to shank.

guy2: Thank you for that mental picture....
#shit #wank #hand movement #diahorrea #brown #sticky #poo
by shank-head July 29, 2009
To stab someone, then repeatedly have sex with the hole you have created.
Person: Did you hear? Tom shanked Ling-tong the other night
Other person: Oh my god really? is she okay?
Person: Yeah but shes in hospital for stab wounds
#shank #stab #sex #rape #hole
by Cemmmmmmmmmm November 24, 2008
pretty much another word for fuck
what the shank!!

i shanked her like 7 times!
#screw #fuck #shag #birds and the bees #coition #coitus #copulation #facts of life #fornication #generation #intimacy #lovemaking #magnetism #procreation #relations #reproduction #sensuality #sexuality
by mikey maggot October 21, 2008
A more polite way of describing a mans "penis"
I'm missing Shah's Shank.. Means I'm missing Shah's penis etc.
#shank #penis #dick #rod #cock
by persianheart September 22, 2008
a combination of masturbating while taking a shit
Shiting and Wanking
I just caught Fred shanking to a cosmo mag

ooh dam i just put some cream on the chocolate pie
#masturbation #poo #wank #poo sex #pudding
by Shoe Boot August 24, 2008
jack sucking whore who has acute neck hair problem. often found in the alps or in mildly cold areas.
dude did you see that shank in the woods?
#kristen #hair #shank #subway #dick
by ms+am August 10, 2008
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