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Shower wank.
"I'll call you in 10 i'm going to have a shank"
by Kubee September 23, 2014
to sneak up on someone and pull there pants down.
"shit! that guy tried to shank me but i had a belt on"
"hahaa, people always sneak up and shank me, i hate it"
by Ryan Cusak February 23, 2009
a cool way of saying thanks.
person: hey, nice pet unicorn!
otherperson: shanks!
by sandapanda May 29, 2011
shank means one of many different things

1. A small short almost dagger like knife but a little longer

2.To pull someone's pants down or too "pants"

3.To mug someone and steal something from them
1. Dude i'm going camping this weekend. Can you help me find my shank i use it to stab bears with.

2.He was SO drunk at the party that i shanked him and he didn't realize we could all see his ducky boxers.

3.Don't go to the city! Do you know how many people get shanked up there? That's like 300 wallets a day.
by namixas11 June 04, 2010
To wank while shitting, honestly.
guy1: Oh man, that shit was taking forever so i deceided to shank.

guy2: Thank you for that mental picture....
by shank-head July 29, 2009
The art of taking a shit whilst having a wank. Great way to save time. Also heightening the pleasure factor, as a big firm dump squeezes past the male g-spot.
I had a monster shit last night. Time was not on my side, so I decided to double up and had myself an awesome shank.


My flatmate left the bathroom door unlocked last night, I accidentally walked in on him Shanking!
by Bandicles January 11, 2014
From Shit + Wank, to masturbate whilst taking a shit.
I want a wank but I really need to take a shit and there isn't time for both! I know, I'll have a Shank!
by Mvfekker January 01, 2014