Shower wank.
"I'll call you in 10 i'm going to have a shank"
by Kubee September 23, 2014
The act of masturbating (wanking) while having a shit.
'Hew mate i had a mint shank last night, self high five!'
by The Phantom Shanker December 08, 2011
a cool way of saying thanks.
person: hey, nice pet unicorn!
otherperson: shanks!
by sandapanda May 29, 2011
to poke or stab something
I'll shank you if I have to!
by Anonymous600 December 07, 2014
to sneak up on someone and pull there pants down.
"shit! that guy tried to shank me but i had a belt on"
"hahaa, people always sneak up and shank me, i hate it"
by Ryan Cusak February 23, 2009
often defined as stabbing, but the other less recognized definition is to make a bad pass while playing volleyball.
"shank" passes usually result from a hard serve or hit, they cant be controlled, therefore they bounce off the players arms and fly out of bounds, not to be retrieved.
"She had the hardest serve ever! I totally shanked the ball and we lost."
by shayyyy August 17, 2008
The art of taking a shit whilst having a wank. Great way to save time. Also heightening the pleasure factor, as a big firm dump squeezes past the male g-spot.
I had a monster shit last night. Time was not on my side, so I decided to double up and had myself an awesome shank.


My flatmate left the bathroom door unlocked last night, I accidentally walked in on him Shanking!
by Bandicles January 11, 2014

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