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by MauraBtchMonster October 14, 2008
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To masturbate and defacate at the same time. The word originates from an amalgamation of the words "shit" and "wank".
Guy 1:"Dude have you ever had a shank?"
Guy 2:"No, man that's disgusting!"
Guy 1:"You should seriously try it, it feels great!"
by peteybobs June 18, 2007
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When a boy/girl gets lonely. Two things involved, Shower and Wank. Alone they are harmless, but when combined the most godly explosion of the nether-regions takes place - The Shank!!
brb, im going for a shank
holy crap that shank has drained me
by TheShankGuyLucas March 14, 2010
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Someone you really like, yet you know are scank, yet strangely, addictively shaggable!

Made of two words - scank and shag.
Shank = Scank/Shag
AMY: Yo, dat guy is just gross!
DEMoNSCRoWN: Hey, I think he's fit!
AMY: Ya wot?
DEMoNSCROWN: He's shank!
by DEMoNSCRoWN September 26, 2005
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A hybrid word derived from "wank" and "shit", meaning to shit and polish the monkey whilst doing so.
I hate a great shank this morning. Cleaned out the pipes.
by Ollie January 03, 2009
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like a 'nad shot...hurts real bad
gonna mutha-fuckin shank ya!
by kleinesMADchen October 23, 2006
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the act of hurting/yelling/getting in trouble/beating up/inflicting pain to someone
"i slept in late; my work is going to shank me!"

"you deserve a shanking!"
by 4llison December 22, 2004
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