A knife
Also known as:
Tool
Gat
Lippy
Shank in my pocket
by ilika balls February 01, 2009
A hybrid word derived from "wank" and "shit", meaning to shit and polish the monkey whilst doing so.
I hate a great shank this morning. Cleaned out the pipes.
by Ollie January 03, 2009
a stabbing motion.
Bill: Anal-shank!!!

Tim: Ouch
by Bhuggy November 26, 2008
When one masturbates as he is on the toilet having a shit

formed by the blending of 'wank' and 'shit'
Ahhhh My shit was talkin that long to come out i decided to have a shank.
by Ainzy October 02, 2008
used to detemine anything that is inadequate, or in more formal terms, rubbish. used in the same context and deliverance as Whack.
Example 1-
stoner 1 "man my mum just cut my allowance."
stoner 2 "you fo' real? thats shank..."

Example 2-
film geek "did you see batman begins"
friend "yer....it was shank."
by james t elroy March 03, 2007
anything you can stab someone with
potential shanks include but are not limited to:
a pen
an earring
a microphone
celery
paperclip
candy can (AS SEEN IN BLACK CHRISTMAS)
if you have really sharp toenails, even your toes may be used as shanks
i fuckin shanked that bitch with my penis

BILLYYY SHANKED THE GUARD WITH A CANDYCANE

bitch back off, i gotta stick and i aint afraid to shank your ass.
by know January 05, 2007
stabby stabby.: to stab someone.;ex.stab someone in the back.;
hurt,kick, major, ass,in, the, back

i will shank yo bitch ass.
by mandy _752@hotmail.com December 02, 2006

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