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The process of masturbating while simultaneously defecating, usually but not exclusively, upon a toilet. It's etymology lies in a combination of the colloquial terms 'shit' and 'wank'.
Henry Ho locked his door for a quick shank.
by shankwanktank November 12, 2009
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Shank is a slut or something very dirty.
"That girl is such shank, I don't know why he's still dating her"

"This car is such shank, it won't even start"
by b.o.n.e July 10, 2005
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somone who finds a way to tear away at the foundations of a person until they want to kill the shanks, usually by coming up with gay nicknames or by being a dick. usually starts off conflicts rather then keeping them going. finds the weak person of the night, and exploits them, making it impossible to try to go against him. see Hitler.
person 1: hey guys, i sure am hungry.
shanks : wow NO WAY !!! mr. meal mr. mealalalala!!
person 1 : shanks, whats it like to kiss men?
person 2 :spadaro yeah, seriusly shanks, shut up.
shanks: wow, spadaro, whats it like to kiss men? rah!!
person 1 and 2: wow....
by pigsaw May 14, 2007
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an ugly whore who steals boyfriends
that girl who hooked up with my boyfriend last night that katie did not try and prevent reminds me of shank.
by lkdjhlfkda November 06, 2005
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used to detemine anything that is inadequate, or in more formal terms, rubbish. used in the same context and deliverance as Whack.
Example 1-
stoner 1 "man my mum just cut my allowance."
stoner 2 "you fo' real? thats shank..."

Example 2-
film geek "did you see batman begins"
friend "yer....it was shank."
by james t elroy March 03, 2007
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To misspass a volleyball in such a way that if can't be played by your teammate
Coach: Damn, ima take Dan out, he's been shanking passes all day!
by Victor Chen June 10, 2007
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to stab someone and then rape the wound
by suckerfoo February 17, 2004
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