To shank
1-To mishit (in sport)
2-To crap something up e.g. a relationship
1-Damn! I shanked that last shot!
2-I really shanked what we had going on, didn't I?
by Tomas-N October 25, 2007
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
slang word to stab with an object
I went to the parking lot to shank a nigga.
by nicknack22 February 21, 2007
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
To shank: used in olden times as well as now, eecept in old times it was when assasinating some one... anyway. its to stab with a home made knife and breaking the blade off so it becomes stuck
king bill was shanked;
Joe the bruiser shanked the snitch
by knify McKnifester April 20, 2004
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
1. hot gay sunday morning sex

2. thank
1. gay guy #1: i want to shank you
gay guy #2: oh baby

2. girl #1: shank you
boy #1: np
by xStenx May 31, 2007
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush

To go for a shit and get so bored you end up masturbating
"God i was on the toilet for so long yesterday i ended up having a shank"

"You were in the toilet for a very long time, were you shanking?"
by 3dd0 March 08, 2009
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
stabby stabby.: to stab someone.;ex.stab someone in the back.;
hurt,kick, major, ass,in, the, back

i will shank yo bitch ass.
by mandy _752@hotmail.com December 02, 2006
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
a shank is a homemade device resembling a knife. You can fashion a shank out of many things, most commonly: glass shards

to shank someone means to stab them with a shank. Derived from prisons as inmates would make shanks by sharpening spoons or using a piece of broken glass and wrapping half with duct tape for a handle.
"Did you see that guys shank? He keeps it tucked in his sock."

"He shanked that mo-fo good!"
by Sheynk January 03, 2010
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt