commenly refferd to the action of wanking while taking a shit.
Blake "damn man im so horny and i need to do a shit"
Jason " why don't you just shank"
Blake " good idea..........*sighs*
by Jdogga November 01, 2009
Means to Fail at something.
Made famous by some teenage boys in Bloemfontein, SA
Guy: That girl just rejected me

Other Guy: Man, you are such a Shank in life! Oh my God!
by TheLorax September 16, 2009
1) A bladed weapon (knife). can be used as a verb.

2) The word 'shank' can also be a combination of s(hower) and (w)ank. Reffers to masturbating in the shower.
1a) I always carry a shank
1b) I shanked that bre

2) I just had a cheeky shank
by HaRoHe2 August 13, 2009
nigger stabbing.
last night i shanked a bitch.
by MauraBtchMonster October 14, 2008
A word that teenaged boys use fifty times a day.
Teenaged Boy 1: "Shank, blah blah, shank, blah blah, shank, blah blah, shank, blah blah, shank."
Teenaged Boy 2: "Awesome."
by Lance's Buddy March 09, 2008
A commonly used term created in Centennial Hall on the University of Minnesota Campus. This word is used when referring to either Jake or Emily in place of their true names. "Shank" is a combination of the phrase "shut up skank." Jacob coined this term affectionately when he first called Emily a "Shank."
Hey shank! You're such a tease.
by Jacob & Emily February 06, 2008
To masturbate and defacate at the same time. The word originates from an amalgamation of the words "shit" and "wank".
Guy 1:"Dude have you ever had a shank?"
Guy 2:"No, man that's disgusting!"
Guy 1:"You should seriously try it, it feels great!"
by peteybobs June 18, 2007

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