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when someone Shits And Wanks At The Same Time
''Omg You Should Of Seen Me And Tracy Last Night... I shanked In A bucket And Rubbed It All Over Her Chest''

by SherbySaysRelaxCamelBack November 08, 2008

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when you screw something up real bad
dude, you fully shanked that shot at goal

yeah, shank of the year
by mikey maggot October 21, 2008

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the act of taking a shit and having a wank at the same time
man i was having a pull on the toilet last night and i really needed to empty my bowels so i just had a shank
by poida234 October 21, 2008

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151
To shit and wank at the same time.
A derogatory term describing the activities of one who is ignorant
"Oh god, he was shanking, what a douche..."
by NemoleAmzi September 09, 2008

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152
To masturbate in the shower.

To Masturbate aka to Wank.

And Shower are pronounced together in one word

Creating Shower-Wank =Shank
I going to have a shank
by Johnny3Tears September 08, 2008

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153
taking a shit and havin a wank at the same time
"dude I just went to the jacks and just had a great shank thinkin of your mom"
by Marie & Conor February 13, 2008

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A commonly used term created in Centennial Hall on the University of Minnesota Campus. This word is used when referring to either Jake or Emily in place of their true names. "Shank" is a combination of the phrase "shut up skank." Jacob coined this term affectionately when he first called Emily a "Shank."
Hey shank! You're such a tease.
by Jacob & Emily February 06, 2008

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