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A colaaambian word meaning to thieve something from an unsuspecting person.
We SHANKED some toilet paper from Chile and they chased us.
by Jeb n Fiest February 28, 2005
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To covet or steal ones goods
Dude i totally shanked that dudes beer hahaha!
by mklizzle March 19, 2006
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by Lexi April 19, 2003
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A gay teacher who also cheats at golf. One who fails to download porn properly from the internet
"Sorry girls, I'm gay. I do have a great golf handicap though (lying shanks). Shit, how the fuck does this computer work? It's got 2 million fucking viruses!!!!"
by lord nobcheese August 25, 2006
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used in a threat or joking situation
by Trisha September 23, 2004
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to gangster-ly stab someone
yo gangsta imma shank yo if yo dont get muh money!
by charknowsall February 11, 2010
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To both masturbate and defecate simultaneously, usually on a lavatory or into a porcelain container.

Many begin to defecate before masturbating, so as to start an uninterrupted fecal flow. Also, it is not a requirement to ejaculate and finish defecating at the same time, but dedicated "shankers" will attempt the 'Snow on the Mountain' technique (wherein the discharge lands on the fecal matter.)

It is not necessary to be nude, but serial "shankers" will usually derobe before attempting a long shank.
Guy 1: "Jeez, you were ages man. What took you so long? Big shit?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, had a good shank."

EXAMPLE 2

Guy 1: "Well, thats me kicked out"

Guy 2: "What did you do?"

Guy 1: "My girlfriend woke up and found me shanking next to her last night."
by Joshmilburnt January 07, 2010
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