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The opposite of the beer scooter. The super-slow method of transport that ensures it seems to take ages to get to the pub when you are anticipating a big night out.

The shandy moped is especially slow when you have already had a few drinks, but not enough to get you properly drunk.
'Wow, this bus is taking ages'
'Seems that way, but I think we're just on the shandy moped'
by Ian Taylor October 15, 2006

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