A turd so dry it feels like you're pushing out a shammy.
Sorry it took me so long, I had a shamwow.
To cum on a a girl, then wipe it off with a shamwow, and then proceed to wring it out on her face. Afterwords yelling shamwow
i just shamwowed that chick
V. To remove the penis from the vagina during intercourse just prior to ejaculation and subsequently ejaculating on the females abdomen. Then proceeding to pat down the ejaculate with an orange or yellow towel then flipping the towel over and repeating the process. After following the previous steps you must ring out the towel while saying sham WOW!!! The wow must be said with unbelievable enthusiasm.
to be shamwowed
i am shamwowing
I was having sex with tim on his bathroom sink when he shamwowed the shit out of me!!!
see also the shit out of
1. on a scale from worst to best, a sham wow is the top of the food chain when it comes to either looks, personality, or both. an expression mostly associated with the female gender, a 'sham wow' may sometimes be used to refer to males under the right circumstances. a 10 out of 10.
2. The ShamWow is a revolutionary, multi-use cleaning cloth that holds over 20 times its' weight in liquids. It's like a towel, chamois and a sponge all in one.
1. Britney Spears, before the meltdown, was a sham wow!
2. I've got a sham wow waiting in my hotel room.
A mega fail relating to Vince, the sham wow guy, who got arrested for beating up a hooker after she bit his tongue.
Boy 1: Did you hook up with that fat chick last night.
Boy 2: Ya
Boy 1: Sham Wow!
a two handed handjob, done with bliss and speed. a very particular 78 degree spin must be made in alternating directions with both hands to succeed.
Finish with an orgasmic SHAMWOW!
come on baby....it's my birthday, give me a SHAMWOW!
an all-purpose sex toy
it is an orange cloth that:
can cut yur dick in half
can soak up cum
can wash your cock
was made by nazis
holds 20 times it's weight in cum
satisfied shamwow customer: if your gonna wash your cock, you would be out of you mind not to own one of these
another satisfied shamwow customer: OOOOOOOHHH MY GOD
yet another satisified shamwow customer: all I can say is LOLOLOLOLOL