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Shapple (shit+apple) is a term used when one needs to refer to apple infused poop.

This typically happens when a pet, usually a dog eats too many apples and then takes a big dump. Then when you pick those treats up like a good pet guardian, sometimes you'll notice there's more apple than poop present.

Now, if your pet already has a tendency to eat poop, then one of these apple laced ones could be a real treat. Be prepared as you may find yourself in competition with the pet when you're trying to do your part cleaning things up.

Further, with shapples around, you may have a difficult time getting the pet back inside the house after a late night potty session as they may be hunting for forgotten shapples.
Dog goes out for a late night potty session and doesn't come right back in, but when she does, she's licking her chops.

It's five hours past dinner time, what could she have been eating? Shapples!

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Shapple by podulator November 10, 2010
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Shampiddle 

The same thing as shampee; that is, bottles of shampoo that somebody has mistaken (either unintentionally or intentionally) as urinals.
I know you hate your next door neighbour, but did you *REALLY* have to uranate into his shampoo, thus converting it into shampiddle?
Shampiddle by Telephony October 23, 2010
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Shappley 

(AKA a Shapp) Another term for shafta. Popular in international schools in Saudi. Slang for a pod system such as a juul, myle, or a suorin edge.
Senior : *walks into science bathroom*

Senior : Yo! Can anyone aziz a shapp?

Junior : Bro my pod’s empty.
Senior : Bro fuck you jeeb shappley.
Shappley by Jeeb Shappley Inc. August 22, 2019

slampiglets 

girls who act like sluts and there in grade 8 and get their pussy slammed more than a 27 year old.
"Snap foo i slammed that grade 8 bitches pussy to da floo last night!"

"That little skank. she gets fucked more than i do... and im 27!"
slampiglets by BB December 21, 2004
Bullshit vampires / Vampires that are a sham, fake or do not fit the criteria of a true vampire.
Shampires, like the gay ones in Twilight.

ie ''the twilight vampires walk around during the daytime, therefore they are shampires.''
shampires by Live To Win July 7, 2010

shadpilled 

When one of your homies insults their parents.
Mom: When are you coming home?

Shadpilled Homie: Shut up whore.

You: Wow, he's so shapilled. I wanna eat his cum.
shadpilled by Cringelord19 August 16, 2021

slampiglet 

like a slampig, but for girls under 13
my little sister is big slampiglet
slampiglet by Ace April 13, 2004