| 1. | shallow | ||
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lacking depth, judging base on the surface Person 1: "You are a bad person."
Person 2: "Name an example. Just exactly what did I do wrong?" Person 1: *silent* Person 2: "Can't huh!? We don't get along because you seem to already judged me by the number of friends I have on facebook!" *pause* Person 2: "You're pretty shallow." |
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| 2. | Justin Bieber | ||
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Some canadian 16 year old that got popular from youtube videos. Teenage girls seem to love him, but usually because of his looks, not music. One notable feature is that he sounds like he hasn't hit puberty yet. People like to critisize him for this. Teenage girls of course get EXTREMLY offended by this and say they are just jealous. But, why would they be jealous of an unoriginal guy singer who sounds like a girl, and only gets psycho, rabid, and shallow girls anyway? He is very unoriginal - read any of his song lyrics and they are made so a 4 year old can understand them. Listen to any of his songs - and you will hear his annoying little voice piercing through your ears. One of the most annoying things is that he got a record deal with Usher, and is basically living off that. Now Bieber thinks he can be a Black rapper - really? He is unintellegent (because he doesn't need to be smart for the general teen girl population who listen to him), in an interview he didn't know what "German" was. He is pretty much a cocky douchebag because of his status (which really isn't much to brag about, he's living a lie), but he's only going to last for about another year until he hits puberty. Wait.... maybe he got neutered as part of the deal. Nevermind then. Crazy Fan girl: YOU'RE JUST JELOUS THAT JUSTIN BIEBER HAS WAY MOR FANs AND BALLS THAN YOU!!!!11!!!
Person: Why would I want crazy psycho fans like you? |
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| 3. | Schvoncee | ||
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Noun: A foolish, obnoxious and sensless person or act
Adjective: of, pertaining to, or characteristic of a person that is stupid, absurd, creepy, or shallow "That guy wearing puka shells and a tight pink golf shirt sipping on his cocktail drink out of a straw looks like a complete Schvoncee."
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| 4. | shalla | ||
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Italian slang for 'don't you worry' or 'relax', most used in young people and high school students. Shalla's for girls and shallo for boys _fuck, bro today there's the history test and I studied nothing!
_Shalla! today no test, next week, relax! |
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