shalacked 

the victim of being lit up or hit beyond belief.

the dumbass who tried to bumrush the stage was shalacked by security

shalacked by z man March 10, 2005

shalacked 

VERB, past tense: severly beaten, whipped, destroyed in competition. shalacker shalack

They got shalacked in the game today.

shalacked by shalacker dude April 7, 2010

shalackers

A slang term for really heady weed

Last night I was smoking tons of the shalackers

shalackers by JDPVT420 August 21, 2009

Shellacked 

An appropriate past tense verb when indicating several King Raven helicopters were just taken out by nemacyst artillery.

"Our birds just got shellacked!!!"

Shellacked by youcancallmezack January 4, 2009

shlacked 

ADJ: to be very intoxicated and extremely suped at the same time.

ADJ: During happy hour, Sue was so shlacked that when her co worker punched her in the face, she hugged him and said, "we need to hang out more often!".

shlacked by Roxien October 31, 2007

shellacked 

The state of being drunk

I was so shellacked last night that I lost count of how many beers I drank

shellacked by youcancallmeal February 26, 2004

Shellanked

To be utterly destroyed and bamboozled by psychological manipulation and prowess

Biden and the democrats completely SHELLANKED this country

Shellanked by ClitLicka April 7, 2022