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Farting with such magnitude while one is seated on a sofa that others can hear and possibly feel the fart thunderclap through the sofa. Feels similar to a large base-tube when it is cranked. May or may not exhibit an odour. This is often confused with minor earth tremors and after-shocks. Hot Woman: Ahhh... What was that...?
Bean Eating Dude: What was what? Hot Woman: I heard a loud crackling thunder and the ground shook through my ass. Bean Eating Dude: O' that was just me shaking the basement a little. Hot Woman: You're disgusting. Bean Eating Dude: I should change my underwear. |
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