| 1. | angry snail | ||
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An angry snail is what you call a bottle of beer that has been dropped, causing beer to froth out the top as it spins on the ground. Are often the result of a taxi.
An angry snail can also be spotted when a warm or shaken beer is opened by its unsuspecting owner. Oh shit, check it out, angry snail
Ha ha, look at Davo with the angry snail |
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| 2. | Beer Roulette | ||
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A drinking game in which there is a circle of any number of people (preferably over 3 and under 10). Provide one can of beer for each player and have someone that is not playing take the cans into another room. Have that person shake one can and then put the cans into and ice chest and return back to the original room. Each player takes one can and take turns opening their can, hoping not to have the shaken can. Repeat around the circle until someone is sprayed with beer. That player is out and the rest of the players drink their can. Repeat rounds until there is one player left. That player is the winner. Matt: Who wants to get fucked up??
Dom: Me, me, me. Matt: Let's play beer roulette! Dom: Fuck yeah, i won't remember this night at all. |
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| 3. | beer hunter | ||
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A drinking game based on the Vietnam Russian roulette film 'The Deer Hunter' starring Robert De Niro and Christopher Walken. Players donate several cans of beer which are then mixed in with a limited number of 'shaken' tins. Each contender must pick a can, lift it to his/her ear, yank the ring pull and risk an explosion of fizzy beer jetting over their person. An exploding can/wet body equals dismissal from the game. Winners must drink until the last shaken can is pulled. De Niro: "We play Beer Hunter with ninety shaken cans!"
Viet Cong: "Wah!? You mad or something?" De Niro: "Ninety, I say!" Viet Cong: "Err..OK. We think you pletty stupid though." Walken: "Oh Jesus, Jesus!" De Niro: "There's still an unshaken can on that table. Go for it." Pop, fizz. Walken loses Beer Hunter. |
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| 4. | ginger beer time | ||
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Can be seen as a favorite party activity or a form of torture . A ginger beer bottle is shaken vigorously, popped open then shoved into someones arse before all the fizz comes out. Obviously when the fizz DOES come out, considering its new environment, well like i said, can be taken as a favorite party activity (for SOME) or a form of torture. George: *running* How did those bastards find our hide out?
Adam: *running faster* They caught billy and questioned him... George: Ha! So the little wimp told 'em everything after a few punches and kicks eh? Adam: *slowing* No...they gave him the... Enemy gang member #1: Yep, that's right. And you two are in for the same treatment. Enemy gang member #2: Oh...what's this?...Why its two bottles of ginger beer! Mmmm...here that fizz? Enemy gang member #3: Hope you brought a change of underwear Enemy gang member #4: Right, grab 'em....that's it....bend 'em over! Enemy gang member #5: Get ready boys! Its GINGER BEER TIME!!! |
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| 5. | beer jizz | ||
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that foam that sprays out the top of your beer can after its been shaken too much. it covers the top and is just nasty to get on you aww man, noah spilled that nasty beer jizz on me...i'm gonna smell like beer for a week
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| 6. | Rumpelstiltskin | ||
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The practice of aggressively shaking a can of beer and then smashing it against your forehead until a hole is formed from which you suck out the remaining beer inside the can as fast as possible. This is usually performed with others in a circular formation. It is common to repeatedly chant "Rum-pel-stilt-skin" as the beer is being shaken. Peter and Luke Rumpelstiltskined so many beers in the hallway last night their heads were still ringing this morning.
Let's go Rumpelstiltskin some beers outside on the fratio. Did you see little Johnny Rumpelstiltskinning those beers at yesterday's tailgate? He should really learn to take it more easy. |
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| 7. | Milwaukee Monsoon | ||
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n. An abhorrently abrasive and base sexual act that consist of inserting a shaken bottle of any Miller product up the anus of a sexual partner just before climax. After the bottle is inserted and the bottles contents are emptied into the anus the perpetrator then quickly put's their mouth to the anus to drink the fount. It is the suggestion of the author that any person wishing to execute the Milwaukee Monsoon should:
a. Have a bottle of any miller product hidden out of sight, easy to access with out disturbing sexual intercourse, but open and ready to be shaken and then inserted once the time comes. b. Smack the back side of the reciever to disguise the sound of the bottle being shaken while the thumb is placed in the mouth of the bottle. c. Timing is everything!! Once the bottle's removed the beer will spray in a monsoon fashion and there is NO time to lose!!! Get your mouth down there as soon as the bottle has been removed. "Dude, Can I have one of these MGD's for later.. I'm going to give what's her face a Milwaukee Monsoon!!"
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