1.More than two pieces of bread.
2.Atleast 4 kinds of meat.
3.It must have bacon. Note: Bacon does not count as one of your 4 meats. Bacon is an independent food group within the shaggy snadwich.
4.3 Types of cheese.
5.Atleast 1 Vegetable preferably lettuces or tomato.
6.Atleast 3 Sauces ex.Mustard
5.Something considered Unsandwich like. EX. Cake,brownies, or a doughnut.
If your sandwich has all of these things it can be considered a shaggy sandwich. Congratulations you are among the sandwich making elite.
Friend: Ya it's in the fridge. There is some 3 week old pizza in there too if you want it.