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Shadowmere is a horse in the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. You acquire it during a Dark Brotherhood Quest from your master and keep it for the rest of the game. It is THE fastest horse in the entire world of Oblivion. It is also a "hero" character, meaning you can't kill the thing, only knock it out. -Holy crap! Before it took 12 hours to get from Chorrol to Cheydinnhal. But with Shadowmere, it now takes a mere 6!
-Great, great. I have a girlfriend? |
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| 2. | Shadow O' Willstache | ||
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the result of Will's (from the Terrace) encounter with an unrelenting pair of scissors, rendering him 'stacheless, leaving only the mere shadow of his once formidable imperial moustache betwixt his rosy cheeks. When Will shaved his moustache, he was left with a Shadow O' Willstache that made him look like a douchebag.
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| 3. | Ranger | ||
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1. A division of the armed forces trained in close-combat and raiding tactics.
2. Any of a number of Texan lawmen operating on the open range. 3. Federally employed caretakers of our national wildlife preserves. 4. A warrior class in the D&D game characterised by the good base attack bonus, 10-sided hit die, and a selection of druid spells and woodcraft-related skills. 5. One o' them rangers. Dangerous folk they are, livin' in the wild... around here we just call him Strider. And what would a mere ranger know of such things? This is no mere ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your alliegance. 5. In the works of JRR Tolkien, warriors of Numenorian descent living in the north, called Dunedain, or in the sound, called the Rangers of Illithien. They were woodsmen and fighters, trained in combatting Orcs, Trolls, and undead, who patrolled the areas of Gondor and the Shire to keep its borders safe from the Shadow of the Enemy. One o' them rangers. Dangerous folk they are, livin' in the wild... around here we just call him Strider.
And what would a mere ranger know of such things? This is no mere ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your alliegance.
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Sep 10, 2003
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| 4. | Bahamian pig-sticker | ||
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A sexual position "coined" by the ever inventive Phineas J. Flippenstanz in his memoirs "Events Pertaining to the Life and Advancement of Phineas J. Flippenstanz, Esq." of his 1874 journey to the Bahamas to witness the transit of Venus from an agreeable clime. According to said memoirs the Bahamian pig-sticker is "that position wherein the female arranges her quarters in the matter of a blissfully ignorant Bahamian pig fitfully drunk on nickel-barrel rum, while the male arranges his necessarily engorged member such that the shadow cast thereby resembles most closely that of the Bahamian pig-sticker before the slaughter. A most enjoyable, if noisy, bout of sexual congress is all but guaranteed to ensue." "Having tired of the mere hundreds of standard sexual positions contained in the Kama Sutra and internet, Eustace and Charlie, on a recommendation from their vicar, attempted and greatly enjoyed the Bahamian pig-sticker."
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| 5. | Bahamian pig-sticker | ||
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A sexual position "coined" by the ever inventive Phineas J. Flippenstanz in his memoirs "Events Pertaining to the Life and Advancement of Phineas J. Flippenstanz, Esq." of his 1874 journey to the Bahamas to witness the transit of Venus from an agreeable clime. According to said memoirs the Bahamian pig-sticker is "that position wherein the female arranges her quarters in the matter of a blissfully ignorant Bahamian pig fitfully drunk on nickel-barrel rum, while the male arranges his necessarily engorged member such that the shadow cast thereby resembles most closely that of the Bahamian pig-sticker before the slaughter. A most enjoyable, if noisy, bout of sexual congress is all but guaranteed to ensue." "Having tired of the mere hundreds of standard sexual positions contained in the Kama Sutra and internet, Eustace and Charlie, on a recommendation from their vicar, attempted and greatly enjoyed the Bahamian pig-sticker."
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| 6. | storm shadow | ||
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n. defensive attempt to nullify the power of flatulence by grasping the upper section of one's shirt and placing it over the nose, resulting in a ninja-like appearance similar to one of G.I.Joe's best-known characters Our storm shadows were useless; his Taco Bell fart destroyed our senses in mere seconds.
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| 7. | Psychiatry | ||
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A profession that is seemingly obsessed with enforcing the status quo. Genuine emotional understanding, empathy, and deep interactions have been replaced by some supposedly 'objective science'; a mere attempt to ignore the talent that some have with relating to others and medicalize emotions. Whether a person has a 'disorder' or 'disease' is not determined by whether someone has a visible ailment that has a specific biological cause, but by a system of observed behaviors that can wildly vary from psychiatrist to psychiatrist.
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Many people trust the field of psychiatry simply because it involves 'doctors'. People in modern society have been taught to believe anything that the man in the white lab coat says, regardless of whether he or she is actually a doctor. Psychiatry is also involved in 'prescribing' huge quantities of often dangerous drugs; though for some they do blunt or alleviate symptoms (about as good as alcohol), many experience 'positive effects' only in the vein of placebo, or experience only negative effects. This, however, does not mean that the drugs actually CURE anything. Psychiatric drugs are supposed to work by 'building up in your bloodstream', which is a way to convince 'patients' that they are receiving legitimate treatment, and is nothing short of a complete lie. Most of this happens because of pharmaceutical company involvement. Most 'research' is horribly skewed to promote the companies' drugs, as the variables are EXTREMELY subjective, i.e. ... |
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