Shaabani 

Another term for getting screwed over or being really bad at something.

Can be used while gaming or in a corporate environment.
Often used in Rocket League to smack talk the other team when you score.

“Dude, you just got Shaabani’d”
“Sorry I’m late. Traffic really Shaabani’d me.”
“I really Shaabani’d that presentation”
“I’ll try to be there if I don’t get Shaabani’d on this project”
“I got Shaabani’d on my performance review.

Shaabani by ToxicBoss February 9, 2023

shambam 

A shambam is the product of dating ambiguity. When a man believes he's in a relationship with a woman, but has not yet consummated said relationship by rounding second base, then a shambam may occur. Typically, a shambam will involve a club night, where the man will accompany the woman to a venue believing they will leave together. But the woman, believing herself to be unattached, hooks up with another guy and spends the night with him. For our unlucky bachelor, a shambam has occurred.

Mark hooked up with Iris? But I thought she was with Jordan? I guess it was just a shambam.

You mean she slept with Dan? But she went out with Adam last night. I guess she really shambammed him.

shambam by A.C. Gonshor August 9, 2007

Shabammening 

The Shabammening is the beginning of the universe. Many people refer to this as the big bang, however the Shabammening was much more chemically induced. It also refers to the idea that there was something to exist prior to it, and can sometimes be used as an adverb to describe catastrophic events.

Physicist 1: "It seems we have just proved the Shabammening to be a true event!"
Physicist 2: "This calls for a Skadooshening!"

Shabammening by TheDepressedTurtle November 12, 2019

Shabam 

1. (n): An expression voicing excitment, success, and or but is not limited to pwnage.

Example 1:
"Hey Jen, after work we are all going to chipotle for margaritas and you're invited!"
"Shabam!"

Example 2:
"I managed to get my Christmas shopping done as well as my beer in less than 2 hours. Shabam!"

Shabam by Kristennkoz December 23, 2009

Shaaban 

The epitome of pride. Shaabans are perfect at everything they do. They are the chosen people.
If you hold the tag Shaaban, you are expected* to make perfect everything you do. If not, the rest of the Shaaban-tagged population will unanimously dismiss you.

*If you hold the name Mostafa along with the Shaaban tag, no effort is to be made from your part.

Perfection** comes naturally to you, but will fade at times of weakness.

**If you have a spouse called a Lara, you will have no times of weakness, rather consistently perfect 24/7; considering that that is her strength as well. And her strength lends to yours.

Wow! That performance was just perfect! She must be a Shaaban.

Shaaban by zBumblebee July 4, 2011

shabamalama dingadanga 

the best thing in history, an expressive phrase for any situation.

"my cat died"
"shabamalama dingadanga"

shabamalama dingadanga by mooshbennett March 16, 2023

shabam 

to state that something is amazing.

josh: guess what
lee: what
josh: SHABAMM!!
lee: what the fuck?
josh: that just happened

shabam by HOLLAitsDJ April 15, 2008