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You. As in the person sitting right here reading this definition.
by Kelli November 20, 2003
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An irresistable man's man who seduces women with his witticisms and more notably with his extraordinarily handsome yet bestial looks. This beast-like man is the envy of all other men and the desire of all women and lives solely for hedonistic pleasure only.
Oh, Chris, you sexy beast, I want you now. (then he turns on the TV)
by The Sexy Beast February 18, 2004
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Someone so impossibly gorgeous it's alarming
by Jenny October 16, 2003
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A man of such magnificent physical features that women flock to him. He is aware of his pleasuresome appearance and exposes it for all to see and desire. Women love him and worhsip his looks, men want to be him and become envious imitators, but to be a true Sexy Beast, it must come naturally.
Oh my look at Jeff, what a Sexy Beast. He is so hot, I want to touch it.

Jeff is such a Sexy Beast that looking at him makes me want to be on the show.

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An extremely attractive person.
That girl Mars from bowlofqueerios is one sexy beast!
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To be so sexy beyond doubt, that one can no longer be even remotly considered human.
damn, that guy is one hell of a sexy beast.
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