| 15. | Sean Goldie | ||
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A fire-breathing T-Rex that has really buff muscles and a wonderfully attractive personality. His penis is twelve million pounds and needs 1000 people to carry it. A Sean is worshipped worldwide by intelligent beings from all planets. He invented the television, the car, the spaceship, and the cheeseburger. He is forever the Earth's god, and should be treated as such. Dude, I pray to Sean Goldie every day so that he will spare my soul.
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| 16. | Rexxximus | ||
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Rexxximus is totally bad to the bone like Maximus in Gladiator, but way more sexy! Sexy in a XXX way! You get it? A Rexxximus turns a dominatrix into a purring little kitty cat. Don't care how much of a Witch she may be, in the end she ends up all wet screaming "I'm melting", Rexxximus is a Wizard of Oz!
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| 17. | Nichola | ||
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a 5 foot 7 blonde haired bomb shell funny caring loyal sexy as hell, gr8 to get on with gets on with ya mates cleans ya room and put people in the recovery position talks like a five year old sometime's spits on ya thigh while reading her description on urban dictionary and can be found wondering round my bedroom in a house coat and nothing else. . . . sometime's not even a house coat! that guy is so lucky i hope one day he crashes and dies and i can rob his nichola!
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| 18. | Sexual Tyrannosaurus | ||
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A man with a voracious sexual appetite which knows no bounds. Often a Sexual Tyrannosaurus uses forceful and overt tactics to attract/trap a mate including but not limited to: chest thumping, bellowing, hip thrusting, and laser sex eyes. "dude. once tanner got a couple drinks into him he morphed into a terrifying sexual tyrannosaurus! he was unstoppable!"
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| 19. | Liam Thomas Byrnes | ||
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A lovely man who is extremely well groomed and has chiseled muscles. He is usually trying to muffle his swag because if it was fully exposed the chicks wouldn't be able to resist him. He looks fly in every color and can rock a speedo. Every woman dreams of being with this generous lover. Beth: Oh look at that Liam Thomas Byrnes! He is so swagalicious! Mmmmmmhhhhhmmmmmm!
Andrea: Oh yeah he is a spicy one! Torra: Oh whoa look at that Liam Thomas Byrnes he is soooooo yummy, look at those triceps. OOOOOHHHHHH YEAH! McKenzie: Uhm ma gawd he is a swagasaurus rex. RAWR! |
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| 20. | Desperate Housewives | ||
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Possibly one of the best shows on television. Ever.
The show follows four housewives living on the seemingly perfect Wisteria Lane. The women all deal with dramatic issues; such as suicide, affairs, and troublesome teens. Susan Mayer is a hopeless romantic trying to find a man (currently her plumber). Bree Van De Kamp is "Martha Stewart on steroids", who recently witnessed her boyfriend's suicide. He was also the same man who killed her husband, Rex. Then, there is the ever popular and sexy Gabrielle Solis, played by Eva Longoria. Her character has an elicit affair with a teenage garden, the becomes pregnant -> miscarriage. Last but not least is Lynette Scavo, a working mother of four. All her character does is deal with parenting and marriage issues.. "Did you see Desperate Housewives last night?!"
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| 21. | Trevonte | ||
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Is the main character in the show "Dream 7" aired on National t.v. for only half a season due to finance problems and only in a few select countries. Hit phrases like "Don't Dream on It" or " I will make my dream come true" were used throughout the show. Thinks that he is black but is really white. Also thinks he is cool but he's really jusrt a giant doucher that gets ugly girls and has a tiny pee pee. A boy with a dream to please every women in America + Canada. Also know as Popeye , TJ, Snickerdoodle, seymour snapperkins, hot dog + ketchup, The true black santa clause. 1.
Trevonte: Hey courtney wanna go get some ice cream? Courtney: No, your pee pee is too small! 2. Dirty Derek: Hey tj wanna go skateboard Trevonte: No i gotta go trim up my pubes. |
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