|1.||sexy muffin snake|
as seen in jenna marble's video on how to make pet names.
according to her if you use her "formula" you can come up with pet names that are non offensive to most people and creative.
you add an adjective to something delicious and add all that onto an animal.
guy: "hey can i buy you a drink?"
girl: "well sure you sexy muffin snake!"
guy: "i think i'm in love."