| 1. | sex act | ||
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Sex acts are what people make up, give cute names, and submit to urban dictionary. May or may not be in that order. Toledo Taco, yet another grand idea for a sex act!
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| 2. | Ohio Theory | ||
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The theory that there is at lease one sex act named after every sizeable city in Ohio. The existence of the Toledo Taco and the Cleveland Steamer seem to suggest that the Ohio Theory deserves consideration.
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| 3. | Sexual Deviant | ||
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A person who constatnly has sex on their minds and thinks about different ways to either encounter a sexual act with someone or in any situation make the opposite sex do a sexual act with them. This kind of person is usually very forceful and demanding during anything sexual but can usually get away with it due to their looks or anything hot about them. Josh is like a sexual deviant, but hes so hot, he can so pull it off !
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| 4. | Arf Sex | ||
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1. A descriptive term referring to the sex act better known as 'doggie style' in where the male mounts a female from behind during the act, much like a canine. 2. In reference to pending sexual encounters that may, well in fact, result in the initiation of 'arf sex', as described in definition 1. 3. To describe what normally women would describe as an indiscretionary male devoid/lacking of morals, ethics and, above all, fidelity. 4. In reference to anything that is promising, however, is most likely negative in future prediction (such as in politics and corporate agendas, the military in Iraq, et al.,.) Sex: "She and I had 'Arf Sex', and it was good!"
Potential Sex: "When she gets here and a few drinks under her belt, we'll have 'Arf Sex'. Talking about a Playboy: "He's slick! A real 'Arf Sex' kind of guy." Politics: "That dude talks a good game, but his track record is real 'Arf Sex'. Nothing he promises ever comes true." |
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| 5. | pornosex | ||
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Pornosex is having sex, with at least one other person (or, I guess at least one animal, if you're into that), while you watch porn. My girlfriend broke up with me, and is now banging my brother. Luckily, my girlfriend (and my brother) are both HOT, and she still sends me video.
So my new girlfriend and I have "Pornosex". We have sex, with each other, while watching the video. I do have to take special precautions, while watching my ex-girlfriend's video, however, to prevent sibsex. When I watch I close one eye, and only look at the 1/2 of the screen that has my ex-girlfriend on it. My girlfriend, even though she wouldn't get sibsex, of course, doesn't want to watch my ex, so she closes her other eye and watches the other 1/2 of the screen with my brother on it. Works great for us!!! |
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| 6. | Sex Abuse | ||
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1) Abusing one sexually or during a sex act. See Sexual Abuse more...
2) Use of sexuality as a distraction or escape from real life problems much like alcohol abuse (see alcoholism). Often these include sexual disorders such as erotophobia, homophobia, philophobia, necrophilia, pedophilia, homophilia, homosexuality, fecophilia, nymphomania/satyriasis, queer sexuality (see Queer) and so on. These conditions aren't always caused by mental disorders but more often they are caused by social disorders, not to be confused with social anxiety, but actual social disorders such as |
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| 7. | Sex dream | ||
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A dream about committing and/or viewing sex acts. I had a sex dream that I was myself in my bedroom, naked and casually looking through my bookshelf. Suddenly I turn around and Lloyd Simcoe from Flashfoward (much too old for me) was there, horny and angry.
He held my wrists firmly and put a collar on me. I tried to escape, but he wouldn't fasten it until I stopped fighting him. He sat on the edge of my bed, still holding on to me. I tried to rub my clitoris against the tip of his penis, but he slapped me. Then, he shoved my head down, leading me to kneel on the floor. I stared up nervously at his huge penis, knowing what I would have to do. I traced my tongue around the head, but soon he shoved it down my throat. I couldn't breathe. I sucked and hummed and eventually, he cummed. Then, I felt him slowly go limp, then hard again in my throat. He then tore himself out and, still giving me no way of escape, penetrated me on his hot penis. He practically forced his way into me, then out, over and over, reverse cowgirl. It was unsatisfying for me, though he kept pushing me to continue until he cummed. He stayed impossibly hard inside me, and whenever I tried to get up he went into me so deeply that it was painful. |
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