| 57. | Hoochie Crawl | ||
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To crawl in a sexual manner Alex: Go get me something from the backseat
Hannah: I'm not going to hoochie crawl my way back there! |
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| 58. | blainesite | ||
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A spotting of an unbelievable Ethiopian women that looks like a sex goddess that will make you ravenous. At this point no matter how hard you try, you must attempt and pounce on this blainesite. A blainesite contains luscious rounded tits with perfect sized nipples and is complemented by her bubbly ass clappers and splash of seduction with the look in her eyes. However this blainesite's beauty does not stop there. Her gorgeous eyes that pierce your soul is accommodated with a perfect skin tone and with a beautiful face and flawless hair. The temptation of pouncing on this blainesite however may be encountered with a terrifying family defense, such as the blainesite's father or brother. Guy 1: Yo turn the fuck around!
Guy 2: Who is that? I've never felt this way before!!! Guy 1: Bro, that girls a blainesite! Guy 2: Holy shit! Lets bag her up and run, that level of perfect needs to be violated! Guy 1: Slow down tiger, she's with her father and brother! Guy 2: This is worse than divine cock blocking =/ |
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| 59. | get some booty up off you | ||
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This statement is usually used as verbal sexual harassment for the purpose of an attempt at seduction. The statement implies lending the speaker the use of one's ass, presumably for sex. In a sentence, this is most effective when shouting from a distance, such as from a moving car, or the second story of a building. Four men are riding in a car. One see an attractive female, but knows he cannot actually seduce her for reals, so he decides to shout out to window at her. His statement of choice is "Gurrrrl, let me get some booty up off you!"
As the girl turns, he receives some self-satisfaction. |
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| 60. | Smaggle | ||
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The act of haggling someone with sexual favors. Persuading them to give you something by seducing them. Often used by students, renters, etc. She wouldn't give me the remote so I smaggled her for it. Afterwards though, I didn't really need it. I crashed and she watched whatever she watches at night.
Mrs. Anderson wouldn't give me an A on my paper because she said there were too many loose ends. So I smaggled her to bump it up to at least a B+. I probably could have gotten an A if I had an extra inch or two. I bought this book the other day "Smaggle" it teaches you about the art of using sex to get what you want. |
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| 61. | Teacup Pigging | ||
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1. The act of seduction involving teacup pigs.
2. The act of sexual intercourse because of teacup pigs. Bill Clinton was teacup pigging with Monica and Hilary.
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| 62. | Teacup Pigging | ||
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a method of luring women to perform sexual acts. Monica Lewinsky fell for Bill Clinton's impressive teacup pigging skills.
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| 63. | Harrison Ford | ||
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Verb, noun
Generally refers to seduction by violent acts, usually a shove against a wall followed by a sloppy kiss, as exemplified in the film Blade Runner. Any kind of forceful approach, e.g. telling a stranger/acquaintance, "You are going to have my babies", is by analogy also a Harrison Ford. You need to Harrison Ford that chick; just pin her to the wall and kiss her.
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