| 1. | Sheath | ||
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Any form of sexual protection that a male can get his hands on e.g. Condom, Cling Film, Crisp Packet Girl: Don't you think you better go get a sheath before we go one stage further?
Boy: Sure thing sweetypie! What flavour do you desire? Girl: Hmm... strawberry sundae? Boy: Sorry honeybun... I only have ready salted left. |
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| 2. | Planned Parenthood | ||
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An NGO that mostly gives educational information to people. They are a source for the pill, other contraceptives, Plan B aka emergency contraception, STI testing, HIV testing and counseling, pregnancy testing and counseling, abortion care. The organization's main principle is that every person has the right to decide when they are going to have children, how many they want them, and they believe that the best way to do accomplish this is age-appropriate, comprehensive sex ed including abstinence and information on protection should one choose to become sexually active. They are pro-choice and work through a large volunteer base to ensure that reproductive freedoms are not impinged on. Planned Parenthood speakers came to my school today and taught us that people can get STIs from oral sex.
The Planned Parenthood people gave us a talk about sexual responsibility. I went to Planned Parenthood to get tested. I was on the pill and I've only been sleeping with my boyfriend of 6 months. I didn't know that I should we both should have gotten tested before giving up condoms. They weren't judgmental and they treated me really well. I went to the ER after one of my classmates raped me. They didn't tell me about emergency contraception. I found out I was pregnant a month later and I got abortion care from Planned Parenthood. Planned Parenthood is trying to reduce the rates of teen pregnancy, STIs and abortions in the US. Currently, we have the HIGHEST rate of all three in comparison to any other other Western/developed country. I don't know why people aren't doing more to advocate responsible choices. |
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| 3. | packing the plastic | ||
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The act of carrying a condom for unexpected sexual intercourse in the near future. Elliott: "You be taking protection tonight?"
Andy: "You know I be packing the plastic." |
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| 4. | Queefburger | ||
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n. (slang) An insult coined from the term queef (which refers to a vaginal fart) which is used to insult those with questionable or poor hygiene, background, sexual habits or orientation, or for those who have just ticked you off.
n. Rarely can refer to a grilled queef nugget or LITERAL "queefburger" although this is uncommon. Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: Samus. Guy 1: Without protection? You queefburger! -OR- Guy 3: Hey! You stole my lunch money! Guy 4: Yea, so? Guy 3: You fucking queefburger, I'm gonna kick your ass! |
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| 5. | Genital Hypochondria | ||
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Genital Hypochondria (jen-i-tl hahy-puh-kon-dree-uh)
1. (Psychiatry) an excessive preoccupation with one's sexual health and well-being, usually focusing on particular transmitted diseases, such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes and/or AIDS that are contracted through sexual intercourse or other intimate sexual contact. 2. Excessive worry or talk about one's sexual health and well-being in the genital region. Signs of GH: 1. Worry followed by an inability to focus on daily tasks. 2. Cold sweats. 3. Irregular itchiness usually effecting the genital area. With continued worry itchiness can spread to other regions of the human body. Solutions for GH: 1. Go to a local clinic to get a check up. Most cases of GH end up being mental anxiety over an actual contraction of a sexually transmitted disease. Shawn meets Jane. Shawn and Jane talk and laugh and have some drinks. Shawn and Jane go back to Shawns. Shawn and Jane have sex. Jane leaves. Shawn realizes he doesn't know Jane. Shawn also realizes that he didn't wear protection and that Jane didn't even mention the use of protection. Shawn gets worried. Shawn gets itchy. Genital Hypochondria sets in. Shawn is worried that Jane was a little unclean and that she shared something more with Shawn than just drinks, laughs and a sexual encounter. Shawn should go to the clinic.
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| 6. | cyber sex | ||
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When two or more applicatns engage in online sexual activites. oh anna baby i love you
i love you too oh harder really aint i doing it hard enough? oh please your turning my mother board on oh god dont stop floppy disk drive thingie flashes oh my oh my oh my james stop stop why baby i think this is wrong it aint wrong its all worth it in the end okay babe whatever you say • UNZIPS TINY COCK • Licks ur tiny cock Wow that was lame yet good wow i hope my anti virus protection worked i soo aint getting pregent that was the most best cyber sex we have ever had. |
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| 7. | paedophile | ||
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'Paedophiles' - A word of moral panic. Take a second to ask yourself this... Do you want fewer children harmed, or do you want revenge? It must be one or the other, as each have opposite effects. If you understood a little about the prevention of crime, in this case the prevention of sexual child abuse, you would understand that our society's desire for revenge is making the world more unsafe for children.
Sustaining a society in which Peadophiles and child sex offenders are threatened and demonised, will just put them in a state of paranoia. This will drive them underground through fear, isolation and depression. Which in its self, would dramatically restrict their ability of self-control, and so more children will be harmed. I suggest we put our moral repulsion aside, and actually protect children. This can only be done by encouraging Paedophiles and Child Sex Offenders to seek support. Paedophile = My focus is in the protection of children. What is yours?
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