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995. Triple dog lick
The triple dog lick, sexual technique is one that is unmatched in power and emotion. This secret technique, once learned the meaning, it cannot be told or taught to anyone except once a month(The 11th of the month, preferably.) you could only teach it to one person a month as well.
This the the craziest sex move that exists today, and possibly for all time. The effort it takes to learn how to do this sexual experience is practically impossible, and extreme. People who learn what it means and how to do it must honor the code of the triple dog lick, and not spread it
Yo did you triple dog lick last night??
Are you kidding me! that could kill a man! dangerous stuff bro!
996. Zaboomafoo
sexual innuendo. sex move or act involving a banana, K.Y. Jelly, fuzzy cuffs, and a lemur.
man 1: "dude, what the fuck happened to you're eye?!"
man 2: "Uhhg, last night was crazy, i brought a girl home from the club and we zaboomafoo'd."
man 1: "NO WAY! PROPS DAWG"
997. Little Brosius
Nickname for an unusually small member between a male's legs. Most often a little brosius can be found on small children or cats. In fact, a little brosius often can be found with drops of urine on the attached sack as it does not extend far enough to pee over it. This will often be the laughingstock of any group of friends in a group shower setting (the gym or at boot camp). A little brosius has been found to be the fetish of a small group of women in Southern Zimbabwe. As such, many small membered little Brosiuses have made the move to this war torn country to seek sexual respite.
Jim: Dude, your wiener is so small you pee on your balls at the urinal.

Carl: Yeah I know... I was born with a little brosius.




Pete: Hey, did you see Ray in the shower today, he is hung like your average field mouse.

Curtis: Yeah, it sort of resembled a lightswitch.

Ray: GUYS I CAN HEAR YOU!!!! Its not my fault I was born with a little Brosius... thats the way God made me.

(Later that night watching infomercials in his bedroom)

"Are you tired of being the laughingstock of the latrine? Are you sick of friends picking on your LITTLE BROSIUS... GET EXTENZE TODAY!!!"
998. Knob Twitch
Word used to describe a female who makes your penis move in an extremely sexual way.
William: "Did you go to that party last night?"

Sebastian: "Yeahhh man! Did you see Beatrix? What a Knob Twitch!!!"
999. Girl Code
An established code, a womans law that 'every girl should follow'? Bits and pieces have been nabbed from dotted groups and edited to establish an official code, but the majority have been thought up by moi after attending an all girls school for 5 years. 5 years is a VERY long time. Filled with bitchiness and an inability to look passed image, as well as including the perks and positives this is..... THE GIRL CODE

*note this is created to take with a large dose of sarcasm and irony :)

Let's follow the spice girls lead and bring back GIRL POWER!
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Any rulebreak is punishable by bitching from fellow females and general looking down upon... (note rules are not in order of importance, bar rule #1)
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1# Rule no 1 and the MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL.. No girl may date her friend's; exs, past crushes, guys who have humiliated/used her and guys she currently fancies... Do this at your own risk biatch!! Acceptions to rule: a) Your friend has given you permission/ couldn't care less b) The said fancying/going out happened before the age of puberty

2# It is perfectly acceptable to take an automatic dislike to a girl/ judge them without ever speaking to them

3# Chocolate is an accepted food in any occasion

4# A girl has a right to lie in order to keep a secret told to her by her best fri...
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1000. Numble
When someone cant do a sexual act or move, or cant do it right. So they cannot perform.
Wow I was with this guy last night and he was a numbler. It was such a turn off
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