Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay on top of. As a humor tool, it stands erect in the English language. While there are no hard and fast rules as to what constitutes sexual innuendo, many people have mass-debated over the ins-and-outs of the topic, and now the general principles at the root of the topic are firm and well-rounded. However, full penetration of the subject requires that the reader take a long, hard look at the target and be a cunning linguist in order to avoid limp phrases and imbibe the phrase with a large handful of meanings. The topic can become hot by attempting to grasp it, and the more one experiments with it, the more interested they become. Also, as the language changes innuendos must change in order to fill the newly created holes and satisfy listeners.
Mary: I love this big stick
John: But mines bigger and harder
Mary: It wasn't meant as sexual inuendo
A sexual prank performed by the following method: Hit her over the head with a shovel, wrap her in a blanket and bury her.
I gave your sister the Del Taco
80's hair metal in which the lyrics consist of sexual euphamisms and content.
Def Leppard (Pour Some Sugar On Me)
Motley Crue (Girls Girls Girls)
Van Halen (Panama)
A derogatory euphemism for lesbians
To an obviously Lesbian woman in your way: "Hoi! Outta the road, Fish Fingers!"
"Look at that pair of Fish Fingers!"
"Hey, Dean, isn't Jenny hot?"
"Not worth it, Sam; Fish Fingers."
|5.||empire state building|
Euphamism for sex where various parts/occupations of the building refer to sexual acts:
1. Visiting the lobby: playing 'just the tip'
2. Going to the top of the building: having sex
3. Taking the elevator up: having a quicky
4. Taking the stairs up: pasionate sex
5. Window washing: oral sex
6. Security: the pill
7. : a condom
8. Souvenir: a baby
9. Drive-by: watching porn/strip-show
"Man, I went to the empire state building last month. I only wanted to go in the lobby, but I ended up taking the elevator to the top. Turns out I got a souvenir because she didnt hire security."
|6.||Driving the Subaru|
Someone who is not drinking due to the antibiotics they are taking because of a sexual transmitted infection (or an STI...which is also a Subaru model).
"Why didn't you get that girl's number?"
"She's drinking a club soda and doesn't have a car, so she's probably driving the Subaru".
"I saw the doctor about that itch, looks like I'll be driving the Subaru for a few weeks"
Smogon is a land ruled by inflated egos and multifaceted rules bent to ensure WORLD DOMINATION for chaos and his bitchin crew.
Examples of this bigoted ass wiping can be found in their treatment of the beleagured and naieve ggfan. All he wanted was to be accepted into the fold but those ELITIST BASTARDS just said no and then probably forced sexual favours out of him.
In their efforts to control the fabric of LIFE ITSELF they have extended a long slimy manipulatory arm into the oblivious realms of youtube and hentai pornography, their residents two favourite pastimes.
BEAR WITNESS PEOPLE: the only way to stop these people is to flood the shoddy battle chatbox with sexual euphamisms. This generally causes mass masturbating sessions into the bed they've lived in for approximately 43 years in a row.
Nice Guy Just Chillin: hey guys whats up?
Smogon: My dick in your asshole you faggot
Capable, Individual Self Supporting Man: Yo