| 582. | Cotton Candied | ||
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When you ejaculate in a sexual partners hair and then immediately throw sugar in it. Most common place is on the head hair but pubic hair is also accepted. Not to be confused with CandiedApple see definition for details. Last night I Cotton Candied that blonde from the club. She had one hell of a sweet tooth.
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| 583. | piffysnapple | ||
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To secretly solicit your straight friends for gay sexual favors. Not to be confused with piffynie. You what are you doing today Piffysnapple? Oh no typo though.
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| 584. | Courtesy Handjob | ||
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The type of handjob a guy gets from his good female (or male) friend because, for whatever reason, he is sexually frustrated and requires release. Done as a favor as opposed to an overt sexual act due to attraction. Note: Not to be confused with a handjob your FWB gives you. Simply put, a platonic friend gives courtesy handjobs the same way friends spot each other for lunch or give each other rides. "Hey, Alyssa, thanks for that courtesy handjob last night. I hadn't been laid in almost a month and it was killing me. You're the best!"
"Don't mention it John. I mean, what are friends for? But really, don't mention it. To anyone." |
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| 585. | Ear job | ||
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Form of sexual intercourse in which the male inserts his erect penis into the lover's ear causing stimulation and pleasure. What many don't know, is that the phrase "fucked her brains out" derived from this activity. Not to be confused with a nose job, an ear job allows the male to assert his dominance to the female in a newer, more fucked up way. -Doctor: well it seems that you have an infection in your right ear. Seems to be clogged with some liquid. Have you been swimming lately?
-Woman: Oh that's my husbands cum, I gave him an ear job. -Doctor: wipes hand on cloth* Well your husbands a gross fucker. |
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| 586. | Double-Dip Recession | ||
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A sexual act involved in the bedroom between a man and a woman. The man inserts his penis into the vagina, before removing it and inserting it into the anus, then back to the vagina, then back into the anus and so on and so forth until he cums.
The term derives from economics, 'a long-term recession', because many couples now resort to more compelling sex moves due to personal financial circumstances. Not to be confused with a Triple-Dip Recession, which involves insertion into the mouth as well. "We had so many financial problems after I lost my job, I had to give her a Double-Dip Recession until I cummed in her arse"
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| 587. | Triple-Dip Recession | ||
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A sexual act involved in the bedroom between a man and a woman. The man inserts his penis into the vagina, before removing it and inserting it into the anus, then into the mouth, then back to the vagina, then back into the anus and so on and so forth until he cums.
No care is given to the cleanliness of the penis as it is transferred from one bodily entrance to another. The term derives from economics, 'a long-term recession', because many couples now resort to more compelling sex moves due to personal financial circumstances. Not to be confused with a Double-Dip Recession, which excludes insertion into the mouth. "The Triple-Dip Recession is really taking its toll on me and my partner. I've had two vaginal infections in the past three weeks."
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