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Sexternity 

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)
Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.
Sexternity by tobefree July 13, 2021
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sextricity 

When the sexual tension between two people is so charged that it gives others goosebumps.
JOZAB "Wow check out the sextricity between Christof and that chick!"
sextricity by I Kan May 27, 2009
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Sexterity 

The level of sexual skill and ability one has. Can be increased over time with experience or stat enhancing clothing.
Dude, check out my awesome wizard hat. It gives me +7 sexterity.
Sexterity by The Chubububu October 14, 2009

Sexterity 

Literally, sexual dexterity. Sexterity can be gained through sexual experience(s), or in some cases, pharmaceuticals.
"Man, getting with Nadine gave me mad sexterity!"

or;

"That Viagra really gave me the sexterity to go all night."
Sexterity by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

Sexterity 

Your sexy ability. Can change depending on attitude, appearance, disposition, location.
Dude! Look at this new shirt. It easily adds 5 to my sexterity.
Sexterity by Zanderif September 26, 2007

Sentresity 

any word that can be spelled with the same keystrokes as another word when text messaging on a standard 0-9 phone keypad
"Lips" is a sentresity of "kiss", as they can both by typed out in a text message by pressing 5-4-7-7.
Feeling drunk from the sextocity of a long sex marathon
After 8 hours of fucking I'm drunk with sextocity.
Sextocity by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019