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Sexternity 

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)
Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.
Sexternity by tobefree July 13, 2021
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sextricity 

When the sexual tension between two people is so charged that it gives others goosebumps.
JOZAB "Wow check out the sextricity between Christof and that chick!"
sextricity by I Kan May 27, 2009
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A portmanteau of the words sexy and ethnicity used to describe an undefinable trait of women of exotic origins and exotic genetic mixes who define conventional explanation. Who possess a je ne sais quoi. Often measured in terms of spice as compared to the local cuisine.
That girl's part thai and lataina, wow, she has that sexnicity. i.e. Padma Lakshmi
sexnicity by beachnut February 3, 2010
The place on official forms where you fill out your sexual preferences.
The employment application didn't have enough choices for my sexnicity: straight, gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, transgender, or other. I wasn't sure what to put for male goats, so I selected gay and other.

Sexurity 

When you tell someone where you're going for a booty call with a stranger, just in case he turns out to be a psycho.
"Hey Susie - I'm going back to hotel room XYZ with that guy there; just telling you for my own sexurity.
Sexurity by PeteMartin October 7, 2008

Sexterity 

The level of sexual skill and ability one has. Can be increased over time with experience or stat enhancing clothing.
Dude, check out my awesome wizard hat. It gives me +7 sexterity.
Sexterity by The Chubububu October 14, 2009

Sexterity 

Literally, sexual dexterity. Sexterity can be gained through sexual experience(s), or in some cases, pharmaceuticals.
"Man, getting with Nadine gave me mad sexterity!"

or;

"That Viagra really gave me the sexterity to go all night."
Sexterity by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009