Sexting Lingo

Sexing lingo is used when sexters are too damn lazy to type the real thing. Mostly used by lazy ass teens that are trying to be sexy or trying to keep the stupid shit away from they're parents or teachers. The sexting always gets out in the end but nobody gives a shit enough to try and decipher the sexting lingo.

Many parents are afraid because they don't know Sexting Lingo but it doesn't really matter because most kids don't know it either.

Sexting Lingo by oceancats February 13, 2017

Danny SexBang 

A fucking cool dude who wears blue spandex and sings in the band ninja sex party and he is also a furry

Hey who was that man on the FBI watch list.
That is just Danny SexBang.

Danny SexBang by DreadBear October 23, 2019

Sexting 

A very crude way to get your partner or yourself sexually aroused, typically done through explicit text or suggestive photos, at times even nude. Whereas sallying is the same, but better!!!

Lola: omg you'll never guess what happened!! I was sexting with John last night and he sent me a picture of his dick!
Julia: Ew, sexting can be so gross. You should find a good guy who can sally you! it's the same, but even better!

Sexting by W&R September 10, 2011

Sexting 

Where teens send pictures of themselfs naked on their phones and everyone finds out.

"Dude, did you hear Mary is SEXTING now..."

Sexting by juju123 March 11, 2009

sexting 

Using a cellular device to send pornographic photos or videos of oneself to another. After recieving a sext message you are then supposed to forward it to every person you know, telling each one of them to do the same, until the entire world has seen it, and everyone thinks your friend is a slut. Can sometimes result in a law suit.

"While my mom was sexting my dad, she accidently forwarded the message to me, forcing me, according to the sexting law, to send the message to all my friends." That night, all my friends died.

sexting by 2+2=unicorn January 7, 2010

Sexting 

Verb
Sex - Texting
The act of sending another party photos of animals over text message. The other party then has to guess the sex of the animal.

Boy: Hey, you wanna sext?
Girl: Yes
Boy: * sends picture of a zebra*
girl: This is a hard one, maybe i don't want to sext.
Boy: that's okay, sexting isn't for everyone

Sexting by pastaprincess June 16, 2014

sextant 

an astronomical object used to check the longitude at sea by measuring the altitudes of sun,moon,and stars.

In outings of astronomy class, that queer teacher took students on the ship and made them calculate distance between sea and sky by using sextant.

sextant by purinsy October 18, 2008