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v. to make a hasty exit whilst in the act of intercourse
sexited; sexiting
Marcus, coming to the realization that a violent and copious ejaculation was imminent, make a quick sexit so as to distribute his sperms in a more visually appealing manner.
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A hasty exit by a couple from a social gathering in order to get to copulating as soon as possible.
Man: My partner and I have really enjoyed the entire five minutes we have spent at your party, but I am suddenly aroused so we will need to get going.
Woman: Yes, indeed. We have, erm, stuff to do.
Host: You sly dog! What a sexit!
by sexiter January 30, 2010
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make an exit before the sex ends.
After seeing his less than impressive penis size, I had to make a sexit. This pussy ain't going to take that shit.
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Dude, I hooked up with this ugly chick last night, but I was really horny, so I just gave it to her and made a quick sexit.
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Sexit = A quick departure after a quick @#^%*&)
After a long night of Drinking I took home this girl who spread her legs pretty quickly yet wouldn't shut up after, this is when I made my Sexit.
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n. When someone makes an exit from a certain area, but does it in a sultry manner. They do it to leave the people behind them speechless.
*Monica enters the room, winks, and makes a sexit*

Doug: ...Daaaaaaamn. That sexit just gave me a semi.
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Elective celibacy, the act or decision to abandon future fornication.
The Bollywood director Karan Johar recently announced his Sexit, saying 'I don't get sex and I'm no longer trying.'
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