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A word created to define James Hetfield of Metallica. It was realised that no other term was quite as unequivocally correct, so was assigned to him by numerous Metallica fans...mainly female ones.
1. James Hetfield is blatantly the sexiest man alive.

2. "Who is the sexiest man alive...James Hetfield, you say?"

...etc
by hetfield-for-prez April 11, 2004
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A definition originally made for Gerard Way the lead singer of my chemical romance. He IS the sexiest man alive yet other men have been close.
It's Gerard not Gerald!
by helena venom April 25, 2005
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three words to describe the epitome of male perfection, or, to put it bluntly, the man you want to screw the most. also see Johnny Depp
by Gisizzle July 23, 2004
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A phrase commonly used to describe James Hetfield, lead singer and rhythm guitar player of the band Metallica
James Hetfield is the sexiest man alive, especially in his tight leather pants.
by Amber November 17, 2003
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A term for someone who you think could be the hottest person alive... and is technically untrue unless you have seen/met every single living man.

Johnny Depp, and Billie Joe Armstrong
Teeny Bopper: "Like... OMG! He is like, the sexiest man alive!"

"He has got to be the sexiest man alive..."
by Sarah Hayne March 10, 2005
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Someone who is ah muh gah, hottttt! In other words, Oliver Sykes, the lead singer of Bring Me The Horizon, an amazing metal band. :)
Bob: Who do you think is the sexiest man alive?

James: You.

Bob: O_O
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A phrase made only for Orlando Bloom. Girls love him, guys hate him.
Eye candy
Damn! That Orlando Bloom is the sexiest man alive!
by Man is he Hot! August 04, 2004
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