one who sits around lookin at playboys while eatin slim jims
Philip Gevese is the sexiest man(but first u have to bail him out of jail where he gained 50 lb. off of bread and water)
by Shmu June 02, 2004
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A word created to define James Hetfield of Metallica. It was realised that no other term was quite as unequivocally correct, so was assigned to him by numerous Metallica fans...mainly female ones.
1. James Hetfield is blatantly the sexiest man alive.

2. "Who is the sexiest man alive...James Hetfield, you say?"

by hetfield-for-prez April 11, 2004
A definition originally made for Gerard Way the lead singer of my chemical romance. He IS the sexiest man alive yet other men have been close.
It's Gerard not Gerald!
by helena venom April 25, 2005
three words to describe the epitome of male perfection, or, to put it bluntly, the man you want to screw the most. also see Johnny Depp
JOHNNY friggin' DEPP!!
by Gisizzle July 23, 2004
A term for someone who you think could be the hottest person alive... and is technically untrue unless you have seen/met every single living man.

Johnny Depp, and Billie Joe Armstrong
Teeny Bopper: "Like... OMG! He is like, the sexiest man alive!"

"He has got to be the sexiest man alive..."
by Sarah Hayne March 10, 2005
A phrase commonly used to describe James Hetfield, lead singer and rhythm guitar player of the band Metallica
James Hetfield is the sexiest man alive, especially in his tight leather pants.
by Amber November 17, 2003
Someone who is ah muh gah, hottttt! In other words, Oliver Sykes, the lead singer of Bring Me The Horizon, an amazing metal band. :)
Bob: Who do you think is the sexiest man alive?

James: You.

Bob: O_O
by Kayliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii May 04, 2008
a man who's tall dark and handsome...a guitar god...wonder who that could be?
um....KIRK HAMMETT!!!!!!
by Sam April 11, 2004
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