the new and improved rawfles or rofl/lol/LAWL
Hearing Tiny McPheerson laugh makes everyone want to RUFFLES.
Everytime i think of the game Smiles and Jolly I RUFFLES.
Excessively masturbating until the upcoming event of a raw and bleeding penis. RubTub; being the fun part of the event, and Machuggin; the perseverance to get to that point. This is the step Men achieve past Extreme levels of masturbating to reach a common and difficult nut.
Scientists say that RubTub Machuggin' is extremely unhealthy for anyone to accomplish. Studies show that too much RubTub Machuggin' can lead to a leathery foreskin.
We do not insist on anyone subjecting to RubTub Machiggin'; perform this only if you are an experienced RubTub Machuggin' licensed Machugger.
"Oh my God! Your foreskin feels like leather!" - Jane
"Yeah, I used to be really heavy into RubTub Machuggin'."-John
The greatest sex move known to mankind. It is said that even Chuck Norris cant handle the delicate procedure of the moist sandwich. Requires a live cobra, a temperpedic, a cow prod, several feet of rope, and a tub of elephant semen.
Jeff: hey, why's Bob walking like that?
Jim: he tried doing a moist sandwich, and got his penis cut off.....
One of the most filthy, disgusting videos out there. Two Girls nor Jar Squatter does not hold a candle to this, if you can find it. The video involves four guys, three girls, a glass table top and one cupcake.
Dude, clean up your cupcake party. It’s all over my grandmothers couch.
Tall, attracts sexy babes. Wears a semi gay faux hawk, and cuts his hair for stupid but romantic reasons. Loves hot-tub partays. Wears his pants to low and wears to small of shirts. Has a very perverted mind set and all he can talk about is sex and extremly awkward things. Eats fishfood constantly. Is kinda strange...but in a good way (:
MMM look at that Slader
Louisiana pearl - sex act and/or prank;
1. When a male allows only the tip and bulbus end of his penis to show while floating in murkey or swampy water.
2. Also can be done in a bath tub, but must have foamy bulbbles to hide your body.
"Hey dude, I'm going to go take the girls down to the lake and look for Louisiana pearls." Meanwhile you would have sent another one of your guy friends (preferably a virgin) down to the lake early to hide in the water. Only to have the girls find the pearl and give it a good tug.
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Thomas Bradley Conner is over 5 ft tall. His favorite thing todo is watch gay porn. He loves to spend long summer nights with his dark lover Darius Bethal in the hot tub listening to Kenny Cheasney. If you enjoy long afternoons at the race dreaming about large male organs, you are probably a Thomas Bradley Conner. I think of Thomas Bradley Conner every time i chug orange juice after brushing my teeth because im certain that he has the same taste in his mouth 24/7 because of all male sex he has had.
I am gay just like Thomas Bradley Conner.
Instead of making it rain in the club with money, i believe i shall pay them in.....GUM just like Thomas Bradley Conner.
My dogs butt itches, he must have caught something from Thomas Bradley Conner.