About... 95% percent of the guys in your school are thinking about constantly....
That guy keeps on looking at me in my 5th period.. i he defiantly wants to have sex with me
by KHAYOS January 20, 2008
Face it, the only reason that you're looking up sex right now is so that you can get horny from people's definitions.
Bro, I just looked up sex on urban dictionary. It was so much better than porn.
by sex:) July 19, 2012
A man entering a females vagina or arse. (Could be man into man)
Reaching point of orgasm and coming.
I got home from work late and found my boyfriend on the sofa naked apart from a candy thong he had bought me last Christmas. I could see his penis trying to escape the sickly sweet covered bit of string.. He looked so seductive I dropped my bags and started to tear off my clothes in front off him like a strip tease. He beckoned me over and I began to bite the sweets off of his candy thong one by one, occasionally playing pass the polo. I got closer the the sweets that were nearer to the end of his dick and began to feel the wetness of his come in my mouth. I finished the sweets and ripped off the rest of the string with my teeth. I climbed on top of him and slid down his body, kissing his tender skin as I went. I slid his semi-hard dick into my mouth and began to deep throat it. I could see the lust in my eyes and my pussy began to feel wet! I massaged his balls until his dick was hard and firm. I reached up his body and snogged him ferociously slipping the come in and out of each others mouth.He began to play with my boobs and lick them. I screamed with pleasure as he began to suck my nipples and caress my body. I straddled myself on his body and leaned back so he could have a clear view of my wet pussy. He began to eat me out. He put his mouth over the lips of my pussy and seperated them with his tongue. He began to suck hard on my clit and then began to tongue fuck me. I moaned and groaned until he began to finger fuck me when I screamed with pleasure and came! He threw me onto the floor and pulled out a bottle of toffee sauce from behind the sofa. He began to pour it all over my body and I rubbed it in allover me and put some on him too. We began to lick ever single bit off each other. I gave him head again while he licked me out. For the first time we were doing a 69er! We both came simultaneously and began to kiss still with the come in our mouth. I straddled on to him and his dick slowly found its way inside me. He pushed right into me so hard. He caressed my boobs and licked my body! He became tired and slowed down the tempo. He kissed me passionately to finish it off. I was so overwhelmed and so wet I fell asleep in his arms on the floor. That was one of the best coming home from work I have had! And the longest time sex and foreplay have lasted.
by Jacqqqqqqqqqq July 02, 2007
every man's goal in life
If you dont have sex before you die your life has been a waste
by middle fingger April 18, 2006
Sex is something I, (and everyone else who has taken the time to look this up) would love to be doing right now. You know you want to have sex, so don't deny it.
"Ahh...humping a hard dick during sex feels reaaaaally goooood..."
by That's right be jealous! January 16, 2008
A verbal exercise involving the pronounciation of OOOUUHHS and AAAAHHHS and YESSSSS and
oooooooooooh aaaaaaaaaaaaaah yesssssssssss
by brrrr February 15, 2005
10% Luck
20% Skill
15% Concentrated Viagra Pills
5% Pleasure
50% Pain

100% Reason not to get married.
"Attention students: According to a national survey, Sex is considered to be physical activity. The Sex varsity team will be taking tryouts tomorrow from 3:30 pm to 12:00 am. That is all."
by tellziitlikeitizz November 01, 2008

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