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it can be done in many forms
sex is something im gonna do when im married
but reading it is interesting and funny
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George made wild buttsecks to his brother, Samuel.
by Your name March 05, 2005
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jen was relaxing in the hottub wearing her favorite red lacey bikini when all of a sudden jake, her neighbor and long time interest jumped in beside her.
jen was surprised to say the least, especially since she had never spoken to jake except for the occasional awkward "hi" when passing on the street. she had taken an extreme notice in him since she first laid eyes on his tall, muscled body. she loved the way his eyes and his hair had the same deep brown color, and how, try as he may, he could never keep his hair out of those big eyes.
what jen didn't know about jake was that he had been noticing her from afar as much, if not more, than jen had noticed him. jake could not get her out of his mind. everytime he closed his eyes she was there, her long blonde curls swaying in the wind, or her beautiful face staring back at his own with her big blue eyes, or the shape of her body in a fantastic hourglass form. he wanted, needed her. and since he noticed that her parents had packed up their bags for what looked like a long trip, he took his opprotunity now.
"hey," jake began casually, "sorry if i splashed you coming in, i don't make the most graceful entrences."
jen laughed, "i can see that."
"i hope you don't mind if i join you," jake continued, "i just saw you over here and thought you could use some company." he tried to keep it breezy but he distinctly heard a note of excitement in his own voice as he said it.
jen caught the note as well and her heart started to beat a little bit faster. "well that's sweet of you! i like your bathing suit, by the way." she said setting him up.
"well thanks", he said smiling at her, "i love yours though...i can't really see it properly from here though..." he moved closer to jen as he noticed her breasts moving up and down faster and faster as he got closer, "....she must know what i'm here for...." he thought
jen tried to control herself but the thought of jake being so close to her excited her more than anything else before.
jake crept closer moving through the water slowly and calmly when all he wanted to do was rush over and rip her clothes off, but the restrained.
"oh yes..." jake said staring down at jen's breast, "...very nice...is that lace?"
"yes" she breathed, her heart beating faster than ever, she had decided to go all out now, "why don't you feel it? it's quite nice."
jake smiled down at her from his standing position, looking right into her eyes. "so she does know." he thought.
jen smiled back now gaining some control over her heartrate, she now sat waiting for his first move.
"well," said jake calmly, "we can't go jumping bases, now can we? we got to start from first." as he said that he leaned forward and kissed her softly.
jen was extatic, she had to open her eyes once to see if it was really him kissing her. but after that she sank into his kiss as he sat down beside her, letting him do whatever he wanted.
he took her face in his hands and then worked them down to her waist as he massaged her tongue softly with his. jen got closer to him and wrapped her arma around his back and started to kiss him much more passionately, wanting him more than ever. jake's hands now moved up and down her sides barely grazed the breasts, he knew this would drive her insane.
he guessed right, she moaned slightly and kissed him deeper while she got up and sat on his lap, running her fingers through his lovely brown hair. jake reached behind her back and started to undue her top but had some trouble.
jen giggled and took his hands in hers and directed them how to untie it, kissing him all the while. she now pulled her top over her head and sat there waiting for him to do something.
"like 'em?" she asked the staring jake.
jake closed his mouth and regained his composure, "...oh well yeah." he said taking one into each of his hands, "what are they?"
"34Ds." jen smiled down at him.
"perfect." he replied and continued to kiss her as he now massaged her breasts as well.
"i always knew you were a big boob kind of guy." she breathed in between the ryhthm of kissing. all jake could do was continue kisssing her deeper and deeper.
he now reached his hand down under the water and started rubbing her through her bottoms. she gasped once or twice before saying "take off your shorts."
jake smiled and said "you have to take them off for me." jen smiled back and got off of jake so he could stand up. as he did she knelt down, her shoulders still above water and slid his trunks off slowly, teasing him.
as they came lower and lower jen's eyes widened. before her was the biggest cock she had ever seen, 10 inches long and 2 inches wide, nearly fully hard. jake sat back down, the head of his cock sticking out of the water, and pulled jen back onto his lap and said, "i always knew you were a big cock kind of girl." then continued to kiss her, but jen had seen what she wanted and wanted it now, she reached down under the water in front of her and started moving her hand up and down his massive cock, slowly at first then faster, as she continued to kiss him harder and harder.
jake was having a difficult time keeping up with her kissing as she was doing this so jen moved to his neck and sucked and gently bit it. he breathed harder than her now. she moved her hand faster and faster till it was the hardest he had ever been. jake, in return ripped off her bottoms and started fingering her, grazing her clit perfectly everytime he moved in a circular motion.
this was too much for her, she had her first orgasm of that night and moaned and screamed so loudly that she thought the neighbors would all hear. she covered her mouth and peered into jakes eyes.
"it's ok" he said taking her hands from her mouth and kissing her, "no one will hear."
jen could not stand it, that last kiss had the effect of her orgasm on her, she wanted to make jake so happy.
"sit on the side." she said.
jake did as he was told. he sat on the side naked and watched jen climb up and kneel on the hottub bench over his cock and smile. she went opened her mouth and took as much of it as she could in. he breathed in sharply feeling her tongue whirl around his head while she sucked softly. she moved it in and out of her mouth quickly then went to the sides, she licked the entire shaft slowly down one side, then went to the other side and did the same, she rubbing his balls with one hand and ran her other hand up and down his thigh. she made her way back to her head and wet it with her tongue and blew softly on the tip then kissed it.
jake gripped the side of the hottub firmly. he felt like he was about to burst. but she wasn't quite done, she moved her head lower and licked the underside of his massive cock starting from the base and moving so provacatively slwly to the tip, she blew again on the still wet head and he exploded. cum going everywhere.
he breathed a huge sigh and looked down at jen, she was licking up nearly every last drop of cum.
he couldn't stand how amazing she was, he was going to please her now, he wanted to give so much back to her. he got hard agian immediately just thinking about it.
he slid down next to her in the tub, the hot water feeling so good around him after getting the best blowjob in his life. he kissed her harder and deeper than ever before and then looked her in the eye and said "now what do you want, i'll do anything, anything, for you. especially after that."
she smiled up at him and said, "all i want is that cock in me, now."
he obliged immediately.
she worked her way back to the tub wall and sat on the bench, arms up on the side to either side of her, breasts floating and jiggling in the hot bubbling water, and legs spread apart wide. jake made his way over to her, harder than ever just looking at her, he stood in front of her for a minute then grabbed her by the waist.
he let his dick move around her amazing thighs and through her pussy lips. she closed her eyes and moaned in anticipation, "ohhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhh....you're teasing me now...." he continued to leave her waiting till she put her lips by his ear and whispered softly and seductively calmly, "i need you in me now."
that wa enough for him, he plunged his huge cock in her. she gasped after every thrust at first then simply moaned in pleasure. he was shallow fucking her at first, to build the suspense, but she thought she might burst from excitement.
"FASTER!" she nearly shouted. "FASTER!"
this demand was granted and he began to move faster. everytime grazing her clit.
"OH MY GOD!" she cried, "i know you can go deeper, deeper...deeper!"
but he didn't do this he stayed the same, shallow fucking her. her pleasure built higher and higher till she came for a second time, harder than the last and much longer.
her moans and screams turned jake on even more, if it was possible. as he could feel her pussy spasming around his cock he pounded it in deeper than before, and faster, before she could catch her breath.
she couldn't believe it, it was deeper than anyone had ever gone in her, she was at a loss for words. all she could do was breathe between every thrust.
he still wasn't in deep enough for him though. he moved steadily deeper and deeper in her, he was lost in how good it felt but he still kept his quick pace.
"urrrrrrr.. oh i love this tight pussy!" he told her as he went deeper and deeper. every inch by inch feeling better and better.
jens breasts were bouncing up and down faster and faster. jake blew his hair out of his eyes to watch them.
jen wrapped her arms around hi neck and kissed him in time to his fucking amazing thrusts, each one deeper and deeper.
he needed more of her now.
he picked up her right leg and put it over his shoulder. he was 7 inches in her now, he felt like coming once or twice but held back. she was tighter than anyone he had met and every moan and scream made him hornier and hornier. at eight inches in she came for the third time after he hit her g spot 3 times in a row.
"this was too good" she thought.
she stopped him from pounding her and said, "now i need to do something for you...please..." she was nearly out of breath.
"no." he said and went right back to fucking her, now putting down her leg and bringing the other one up.
"i have something to show you," he said through gritted teeth, her pussy was still spasming and it felt so fucking good on his dick, "i call it my 2 pump cum."
but before she could say anything, he grabbed her sholders to brace himself and pushed all 10 inches of his delicious cock into her, she screamed in delight, his balls hitting her ass, then before she could realize what was happening he had pulled out except for his head and then jammed it right back in with more force, practically destroying her g spot.
she couldn't breathe, she had came in 2 pumps, as did jake, the pleasure was so good, she felt it through every inch of her body. her mouth was open but she couldn't make a sound for the longest time, like a roller coaster when it goes down the first big hill, and all you want to do is scream with excitement, but you can't.
she looked up at jake. her eyes wide, her mouth still open slightly. he smiled down at her, "like it?" he said.
she took a few breaths then said, "you might want to write that sex trick down to remember."
he laughed and embraced her, kissing her softly, running his fingers through her hair.
he had her now, and he wouldn't let her go.
by atallnot September 16, 2008
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"Well this is my room" I said as I walked into my room with my best friend.
"Wow." He said looking around. I layed back on my bed and sighed. I saw him looking at my out of the corner of my eye. He walked over to me and layed on top of me and started to dry hump me. "What are you doing?" I asked him,
"What does it look like?" He said with a devilish smile as he moved faster.
"Stop!" I yelled,
"You know you like it" He yelled back, and I secretly did. He stopped after a few minutes than started frenching me. I tried to resist, even though I loved the feel of his tongue on mine. He stopped kissing me, then pulled off his shirt and threw it on the floor. He was so muscular!
"You like?" He said after I was staring at him for a few minutes. Then he began to pull my shirt off me,
"Stop!" I said, but he continued to. He snapped off my bra and began to lick my boobs. After a few minutes I let out a small moan.
"See, I knew you liked this!" He yelled as he continued. Then he started to suck on my collarbone. I gasped as he did.

He then stood up and took his pants off, leaving his boxers. He pulled my pants and underwear off me and began to kiss my thigh. He then moved his lips over my pussy and began licking it. I moaned as he did. He kept doing this for a few minutes, then he stopped.
"I'm not done with you yet." He smiled, and took his boxers off. He put his cock into my mouth. My eyes grew large as he smiled. I began giving him a blowjob. He pushed me off before he came though. He flipped me onto my back and layed overtop me. He then pushed his cock into my pussy. I screamed as he did,
"Don't worry, it'll get better." He said as he kissed my cheek. He began thrusting in and out of me, and I started moaning.
"You like?" He smiled devilishly,
"Faster!" I screamed at him,
"Faster??" He began thrusting in and out of me a little faster.
"Faster! Harder! HARDER!!!" I yelled at the top of my lungs, as he did as I requested. He was thrusting into me as fast and as hard as he could. After a few minutes we both reached out orgasms and I screamed at the top of my lungs as his warm juices went into me. He slowly pulled out of me and started frenching me again. This time I didn't hold back. I let him do whatever he wanted to me. After that I fell asleep in his arms.

When I woke up, he kissed me and smiled.
"I knew you liked it." He said as I kissed him again, before we had sex again.
by MeMeMe1993 April 30, 2008
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when a man sticks his erect penis in a womans lubricated vagina for either pleasure or baby making. Sex can be done between a man and a woman a woman and a woman or a man and a man or several people at once (threesome, foresome, orgy etc).
i was walking into the auditorium setting down the costumes for the show that was about to begin. My friend was talking to me but as i was setting up my eyes were fixed on something else. The sexist man alive and the lead in the show, Adam. He was lifting a heavy backdrop and his muscles showed through his shirt and he was sweaty, which was turning me on. He looked at me from the stage and winked. I blushed real bad and turned around. Later when everybody was in their own dressing rooms, i was changing, when i heard a knock from outside. "some ones in here," i said. "I know," said a voice. i went outside half naked and saw adam standing there wearing practically nothing. "what are you doing here?" i said as i reached for my shirt. "Don't" he said , he held my hand and took the shirt out of my hands. His voice was low and sweet and he pulled me toward him. I didnt resist as we kissed passionately. He grabbed the small of my back with one hand and my breast with the other. I held his head as i reached down to the hard lump in his pants. "Take your pants off," i commanded, he did so quickly. And i saw the biggest penis that i had ever layed eyes on. I was 10 inches long and 3 inches wide completely erect. I slowly licked the tip and blew on the top. The sensation drove him crazy as he moaned for more. I went up and down the shaft with my mouth and then started deep throating him. I couldnt help it but i bit down as his penis reached the back of my throat. "OH MY GOD, dont stop Leah, dont stop!" but i felt he was about to cum so i grabbed his shoulders and pulled him down next to me. We kissed again and then we were having sex. He was shallow fucking me "GO HARDER, " i demanded. i felt his penis move in and out of me and the pleasure that came was so amazing it felt like rising in your legs until your body can't take it anymore and collaspes under you. "Leah oh man your amazing." he felt like he was going to cum so he flipped me over as i layed under him and we did it doggie until he pushed all 10 inches into me and the sensation drove me striaght into orgasm just after one push i screamed his name out of pure joy and felt better than i ever could have. He took it all out and then shoved it back in as i screamed in pleasure. i orgasmed for 5 full minutes as he was still on me and i felt the warmth of his cum inside me as we both collapsed on each other breathing hard. We then fell asleep still with his penis in me as he layed over me. Some one knocked on the door and it jotled us awake. We quickly got dressed still steamed and full of passion as we eyed each other. we silently promised that later we will go again and again, as i kissed him "later" i promised and as i kissed him i felt him smile...
by Leah Conforti August 04, 2009
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When a pointy thing (dick) goes into A hole (vagina)

I was a little after curfew. If only there weren't people who don't rape 16 year olds like me. My step brother, 17, was waiting at home for me. Where were u Sara? Brandon said. I was out with my friends I said.

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I know this sounds weird, but I have a MAJOR crush on my step bro. I didn't know he felt the same way cuz when I looked over, he looked at me like, let's bang. Before I knew what he was doing, his tounge was in my mouth, and mine was exploring his. We broke apart and we both knew that we would have sex. My parents, who were in France, would kill us if they knew what we were doing. After finishing our beers we started kissing passionately again. we slowly made our way to his bedroom. I knelt down and pulled off his pants and boxers. I stared at his dick. It was HUGE! At least 10 inches long and 2 inches wide. I took as much of it in as possibal and started sucking. OOOOh! Sara, don't stop. And I didn't. After he was hard, he picked me up and threw me on the bed. He took off my shirt and shorts. I was not wearing a bra, but I was wearing lacy red panties. Brandon ripped off his shirt so he was but naked. He jammed his lips on mine. While we were frenching, he slowly reached under me and took off my panties. In perfect rythem, he kissed me, masaged my boobs, and slid his huge dick into my pussy. Fassster, faster!!! I screamed. He obliged. I am gonna cum! Where do u want it?bIn me. Please. Now. Suddenly, he let loose lots of his juices. We were both hot and we fell asleep with his soft dick still in me.
Whenever our parents were out, we did the same thing.
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When a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina.
I was in my room working on a drawing when my boyfriend walks in. He looks at me with his sexy green eyes. I know what he wants. I get up out of my chair and walk over to him. I start kissing him passionately and running my fingers through his soft brown hair. He starts to french and the next thing I know he's taking off my shirt. I help him take off my bra and when it's off he starts fondling and sucking on my tits. While he's doing that I work on undoing his belt. I unzip his pants to reveal his 10 inch, rock hard cock. I grab it in my hands and rub it fat and hard. I then begin to give him a blowjob,my hands still playing with his balls. After he cums, I proceed to removing my shorts and undergarments. I'm now completely naked, ready for his huge cock in me.

"I want it now." I say, still staring at his cock. "Ok, here I come."

He slowly slides his cock into my pussy, I feel it going through me, penetrating me. It feels so amazing. He starts to pump faster and faster, going deeper each time. "OH PLEASE, FUCK ME HARDER AND FASTER, AS HARD AS YOU CAN!! PLEASE!!!" I scream with delight. I start to feel a very warm sensation bubbling up inside me. "FASTER!! FASTER!! I'M CUMMING!!" I scream as he does one fina

Thrust, putting all 10 inches of his cock inside me. I scream and I cum at last. The feeling was the best in the world. We kit fucking until the next morning when I fell asleep in his arms.
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