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The only thing remotely close to being as good as bacon.
Dude, did you have sex last night?

No, I had bacon instead, but I wanted sex too.
by catlovingmonkey August 19, 2012

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When 2 men get together and bake a cake with their dicks in each others ass holes
Sukai and Seedot finally sexed!

what a buncha cakes
by Khak October 07, 2011

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something you're not supposed to have until you're at least sixteen or people will judge you HARSHLY.
Something when a man sticks his you-know-what into a girl's you-know-where.
Can also be:
Man on man(anal)
gal on gal(oral, or something)
gal, gal and man(BJs, eating out and fucking)
man, man and gal(anal, vaginal and oral)
orgy(penises and vags everywhere going into or being fucked by almost anything)
usually embellished by blowjobs, boob sucking/licking/fondling, licking vag, kissing and more
remember, always use a condom if your a boy! you don't want to get STDs or get her pregnant
I kiss you softly.
You grab my waist and kiss me bac.
We begin frenching, you fondle my boobs through my shirt.
You gently toss me onto the bed, and begin to take off your shirt.
You get on top of me, and rip my shirt off, while I remove your pants and boxers.
I gasp, your dick is BIG. You take off my pants and underwear, fingering my vagina.
You slowly remove my bra, exposing my double c boobs.
I grab your penis and give you the best blowjob EVER.
You lick my vagina, while I moan and shout your name.
I let you get on top, and you slide your dick in and out, again, while you massage and lick my boobs.
I scream in pleasure while I have my first orgasm of the night, then we switch, and I ride you, my tits bouncing up and down, then I orgasm again and you get on top again.
After all kinds of sex, we settle down and you fondle my boobs while we make out
by meandmypervertedmind January 13, 2011

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what happens after you get a boner but about 9 months b4 the baby comes along.
I'm bored we should have sex.

Take it ALL of we're having sex.

I'm hard lets have sex.

It's big trust me... Sex?
by o u no z July 19, 2010

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Sexual Intercourse is for humans: The Male will insert his penis into the Female's vagina or anus. The feeling of the penis in the Female's vagina or anus, touching the walls, sexually stimulates the Female. If she is sexually stimulated enough, she will have what's called an "Orgasm", in which she releases a sugary liquid from her vagina. The feeling of the vagina or anus around the penis, and mainly on the bottom, and around the bottom of the head(the foreskin), sexually stimulates the Male. The Male's penis has two tubes: one for urinating and one for ejaculating. When the Male is sexually stimulated enough, the bottom tube(the ejaculant tube) will shift with the top tube. This is known when the Male can't control his penis. Then, and only then, will the massaging feeling of continuous thrust "tickle" the Male, as he's having a male orgasm, and ejaculating both sperm and semen. The semen gives the sperm energy. The sperm must fertilize the eggs in the Female.
Teacher: "Okay class, today I'm gonna teach you about Sex."
Students: "Okay."
by theInform3r July 05, 2010

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An ephemeral pleasure.
My name is Borat and I like sex. It very nice.
by Jawohl Mein Fuhrer April 19, 2009

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see disappointment
wow, that was way overhyped (what most everyone secretly feels about most sex)
by hot_soup July 10, 2008

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