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when a man's eel ventures inside a woman's cave
"i had sex with jenni last night"
by athlete123 October 12, 2008
when a man shoves his penis into a womens fagina. the man ans women get peasure out of this action. that is the short explanation of sex
Mimi was walking down the college frat hallway looking for her boyfriend matt. She walked into his room where he was only wearing his boxers. “Mimi? What are you doing here?
Mimi ran over to him and started kissing him passionately. The passionate kissing turned into matt ripping off Mimi’s shirt with his muscular arms. Matt pulled away to go lock the door and then pushed Mimi onto his bed where she said, “Come fuck me baby!!!!”
Matt got on top of her and unbuttoned her jeans and took them off. Mimi then turned him over and took off his boxers so he was butt naked. Then matt unstrapped her sexy bra and through it across the room. He was on top of her now and massaging her boobs while they kissed aggressively. He stopped and moved down to her pubic area where she was still wearing a thong. He grabbed the edges of her thong and pulled it off of her and dropped it on the ground. They were now both naked and licking each other and kissing and massaging. mimi gave matt a blow job to get his penis hard.
Matt got on top of mimi and shoved his dick into her vagina and she moaned with pleasure and screamed at the top of her lungs, “DON’T STOP BABY!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!! KEEP GOING HARDER HARDER!!!”
They were so wet by this time and this did not stop for atleast two hours. near the end of the 2 hours matt was sucking on mimis boobs and then he ate her out and she did the same to him. They finally fell asleep with mimi laying on top of matt.
by mimi the slut!!! May 09, 2008
When a man shoves his dick in a woman's vagina.
Me and my girlfriend had sex last night.
by me@home May 30, 2007
Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you won't multiply
I was at my boyfriends house when he suddenly said, "Let's have sex" so he ate me out, then put a pen in and out of my vagina over and over again because he wanted to get hard, untill I cummed all over the bed. I had to get some of him, so I sucked his penis. He got hard in my mouth. The he felt my breasts which by the way are huge. He then had sex with my butt untill I pinned him to the bed. I took his penis, and put it in and out of my vagina. His condom was very thin, and I could see right through it. I licked it and I think that he could feel me. Then he got on top and rode me for like an hour. He put his hands on my boobs and we rolled around the bed lickin eachother and kissing. Then, the doorbell rang. I got it, naked and all, and there was another girl. SHe wanted to join. He fucked her hard while I sat there and sobbed. Finally, I left and went to have sex with her boyfriend. THen we all did it together (all of the people in our group) and there were penises and condoms and all everwhere. It was awesome.
by slutgirl December 10, 2006
when u put ur thing in her pussy and u start fucking
i went to my gf's house and we took off our clothes. we had sex in her parents bed and it was pleasurable
by kreamy August 27, 2008
Kids (sooner or late) ...
Make your comittment now,
or prepare to sign over your paycheck.
SEX usually costs money.

"Pay me now or pay me later."
(and fuck you deadbeat dads!)
by Chingo Bolamongo October 11, 2006
when a boy enters a girls fanny with his cock
i had sex in a tent, he cummed in my fanny.

by sexaddict69 December 22, 2008