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421.
sex
Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you won't multiply
I was at my boyfriends house when he suddenly said, "Let's have sex" so he ate me out, then put a pen in and out of my vagina over and over again because he wanted to get hard, untill I cummed all over the bed. I had to get some of him, so I sucked his penis. He got hard in my mouth. The he felt my breasts which by the way are huge. He then had sex with my butt untill I pinned him to the bed. I took his penis, and put it in and out of my vagina. His condom was very thin, and I could see right through it. I licked it and I think that he could feel me. Then he got on top and rode me for like an hour. He put his hands on my boobs and we rolled around the bed lickin eachother and kissing. Then, the doorbell rang. I got it, naked and all, and there was another girl. SHe wanted to join. He fucked her hard while I sat there and sobbed. Finally, I left and went to have sex with her boyfriend. THen we all did it together (all of the people in our group) and there were penises and condoms and all everwhere. It was awesome.
by slutgirl December 10, 2006
 
422.
sex
Kids (sooner or late) ...
Make your comittment now,
or prepare to sign over your paycheck.
SEX usually costs money.

"Pay me now or pay me later."
(and fuck you deadbeat dads!)
by Chingo Bolamongo October 11, 2006
 
423.
sex
when a boy enters a girls fanny with his cock
i had sex in a tent, he cummed in my fanny.

sensualecstasyxileration
by sexaddict69 December 22, 2008
 
424.
sex
When a Male insert his dick in a Female (or male)
I finaly ask this HOT guy out and after our date he was going to go to my house but insted we went to his he ask if i wanted to come in. befor i could say yes we we kissed we end up on the floor. our clothes are off our bodies. i suck his Big Thick Long penis and then put it in me. He starts to play with my Big Huge Round breast, then sucks my nice big round nipples as we fuck eachother. "OOOOOOOOHHH....!!! yeeeeess!!!" I say as he pushes his Big dick in and out of me really fast. i role my eyes back and screem real loud. We we slow down. he said with wide eyes "I have never had SEX like that ever!" I say "I've never had sex!" we fiddle with each other and then fall asleep
by Wanting~!~Someone January 28, 2008
 
425.
sex
Like the best thing ever so go stick your dick in someones vagina already!!
Guy: lets have sex
SLUT!: ok
by mike D>< December 23, 2007
 
426.
sex
when the penu* enters the vigin*
Because we had sex, i'm pregnant!
by anonymas April 22, 2007
 
427.
sex
when a male and female are horny or want to have babys they get nude and the male puts his cock in the females pussy and shakes it fast to get sperm cells out of his balls in the females pussy then if she's pregnant the sperm cell will grow into a baby and when the day comes the female will push and a baby will ome out of her pussy.
hey honey get a condom im horny and we need to have sex! and fuck!
by jehfdugh December 20, 2008