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36.
sex
A Woman's greatest tool.
Wife: Honey, I want those shoes
Husband: They're too expensive
Wife: We can have sex later
Husband: mm.....THEY'RE YOURS!
by OnlyTheTruth January 21, 2008
 
37.
Sex
An excuse desperate people/middle aged virgins use to put porn stories on the Urban Dictionary.
"Sex.

One night my girlfriend was home alone. I came home to our apartment late, and she was waiting near the door for me. She was wearing nothing but a thong and pasties. She walked right up to me and shoved her hand down my..."
by Amy64765875 January 05, 2008
 
38.
sex
Something men are expected to want ALL the time. If you don't feel like it, you're girlfriend will say you aren't attracted to her anymore.
Girl: Let's have sex
Guy: I'm tired, maybe tomorrow
Girl: We need to talk
by best definitions ever July 29, 2006
 
39.
sex
a fun time for all involved or watching. a man sticks his dick in a woman's vagina
she looked at him, knowing that this was the time. today was the day. or at least she wanted it to be.
andy looked down toward her boyfriend's feet. Marc lifted her chin and stared into her eyes. he leaned in for a kiss goodbye but andy wanted more. as his lips brushed hers, andy wrapped her arms around him. and whispered in his ear "make me never want to let you go."
he looked at her "what?"
"common let's go have some fun"
marc's eyes grew as he heard her say this. he had wanted her so badly for so long.
andy kissed him again, strong and passionate. her tongue explored his mouth. "there's something you need to know. i want you and all of you."
marc stood still as andy tried to pull him. "common babe." she said and he woke out of the trance. he grabbed her arm and pulled her close to him. she could feel that his dick had already started to stick up. she grinned and raced him to her apartment.

marc closed the door behind him and looked around for her. he saw movement on the couch and he approached her. she was sitting on the couch in high heels, a black bra and a candy thong. marc started to take off his shirt. but andy stopped him. she pulled off the shirt slowly. then pulled down his pants caressing his dick with the tips of her fingers. she unhooked her bra and dropped it on the floor.
marc pushed andy onto the couch. "how do you want it?" he asked
"have your way with me." andy grinned. she'd been wanting this for a while.
marc knelt next to the couch and started to eat her candy thong. he snapped the string. he then started to lick her. he tickled her with his tongue and then sucked on her cunt. she giggled and started to cum. he left her vagina and moved to her boobs. he licked the based in a circle getting closer to the tip. he started to suck and she groaned. "give it to me" she said. "give me your dick." marc stood up and rested his dick in her hand. andy stared at it for a moment. it was large, about 9 and 1/2 inches long and 1 and 3/4 wide. she started to squeeze it. then she slid her hand around it moving up and down. she started slow and started to speed up feeling his dick get harder. she kissed his tip and started to slide it into her mouth. just barely it went in, she began to lick around the tip and gently suck on it. she wanted a taste so she started to massage his large balls til hard. he started to cum and she drank him down. she started to get excited and she pushed him down her throat gobbling up his sweetness. marc started to moan "bite me. ung bite me!" andy started to pull him out but left his tip inside her mouth where she started to suck him again. only harder and she nibbled he cumed again in her mouth and she took him out. she licked up his shaft and he got extremely hard.
"yum" she said as she stood up "now. let's go somewhere more fitting..." and she pull him by his arm to her bedroom. she locked the door behind them. and flicked on the black light. "where do you want to start?" she asked. marc looked around at all the sex toys: gags, handcuffs, whips, a pump.
marc threw her to the bed. she squeeze his balls again. "give it to me hard. this is my first time." she said as she went into a split.
marc grabbed her shoulders and pressed her down against the bed. he caresses her clit with his tip and she moans again. he started to enter her and she goes into an orgasm immediately. he shallow fucks her not wanting to hurt her. "oh yeah!! yes!! common deeper i want to feel you deep! uh uh uh UH YES!" he goes deeper slowly "DEEPER! OH YES! YES! UH UH AH HAHA!"she moans again "DEEPER! GO DEEPER! AS DEEP AS YOU CAN!!" she starts to scream. he plunges deep into her and she screams "YESA! OH YES! YES! YES YES YES! HARDER FUCK ME HARDER AND FASTER!" he humps her with incredable speed and strength. he's not totally in her, but she doesn't know. he want's to go farther but he's afraid.
her hands rub his butt and squeeze his balls. she feels the last three inches that are still not in her. "DEEPER!" she yells. he pulls her upright, wraps her legs around him and continues to fuck her as he carries her to the table. he unhooks her legs and spreads them. she moans again. he lifts one leg to his shoulder and then the other one. he says "this is my first time too, and i'm gunna fuck you to an inch of you're life." she moans as he gains an inch. he grasps her butt squeezes it hard and plunges his last two inches in. she screams with pleasure. he pushes up hard and hits her g-spot. she orgasms for a full 5 mins. he pulls out three inches and rams her again hitting her g-spot harder. she orgasms so loud that the people below start bangging on the ceiling. he cums in her and she screams feeling his warmth deep inside. she collapses in his arms. he humps her once and she wakes bak up orgasming. she grabs his head and pulls him to her mouth. she frenches him as he slides himself out of her. between gasps he says "bite me" she does as she's told, and bites his tongue. "you're gunna sex me now aren't you" he asks
"of coarse"
by sex0addict November 20, 2008
 
40.
sex
sex is fun. everyone should try it.
Katie ran through the woods and finally found James sitting on his favorite log in a small clearing.

"Why are you all the way out here, James?" she asked.

"I guess I just needed some time to think," he replied.

She sat down next to him on the log and they looked at each other. "Did you know I was going to follow you out here?" she asked.

"No, but I really hoped you would," he replied.

"And why would you hope for that?" she questioned.

"So I could do this," he said as he leaned in and kissed her once softly. He pulled away and smiled.

She was surprised at this, but she enjoyed it enough to consider kissing him again. She smiled back, and then leaned close to him again. Just before thier lips touched, she grabbed his hand and they stood up together.

They just stood there, looking into each other's eyes. Suddenly, they started making out and each was exploring the other's mouth with their tounge.

Katie lifted off James' shirt, and caressed his smooth muscles. James tore off Katie's blouse and pinned her up against a tree. He kissed her more and more passionately as they continued to strip each other down. Soon enough, they were both naked and Katie was on her back on the forest floor and James was above her ready to enter her. An innocent little kiss had caused some sexual intentions to arise between them.

James' 9-inch rock hard cock penetrated Katie's soaking wet pussy with perfection. He slid in and out of her with ease, and it felt amazing for both of them. He started moving faster and harder, listening to her moan.

Katie felt like she would soon be skyrocketing into extasy because James was so good at this. He suddenly heard her scream loudly as she exploded into orgasm. He kept pounding her, and her pulsing vagina engulfed his dick and he came into her, groaning in joy.

He wasn't done just yet, though. He pulled out of her and grabbed her legs. He moved them out of the way and started to eat her out. His tounge circled around her clit multiple times. Katie felt the greatest pleasure she'd ever known, and voiced this satisfaction. Her moans made James even more turned on, and he licked her more and more until she came again, her legs buckling around him.

He didn't even let her catch her breath before he entered her again. She was writhing underneath him as her pleasure took control of her entire body. She could no longer contain her joy and he just kept on penetrating her. She begged for more and he complied, going fast and hard and deep.

It wasn't long before they both came again. They were completely exhausted and he exited her.
by hahanottellinyouyoureacreeper April 05, 2008
 
41.
Sex
The most commonly looked up word in the dictionary for males between the age of 11 to 19. Second being Penis and third Vigina.
Male Kid 1: Look! Look! I've found it S-E-X.
Male Kid 2: What does it mean?
Male Kid 1: I don't know but lets try it in my tree house tonight, it must be good if Daddy has all those women come round to do it when mommies away.
Male Kid 2: OK! Sex must be great lets do it.
by Stu T July 07, 2006
 
42.
Sex
What you won't be getting tonight.
"I wish I was getting sex tonight instead of looking it up on Urban dictionary..."
by blahderdash April 14, 2009