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sexsex
Something men are expected to want ALL the time. If you don't feel like it, you're girlfriend will say you aren't attracted to her anymore.
Girl: Let's have sex
Guy: I'm tired, maybe tomorrow
Girl: We need to talk
by best definitions ever July 29, 2006
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Sexsex
The most commonly looked up word in the dictionary for males between the age of 11 to 19. Second being Penis and third Vigina.
Male Kid 1: Look! Look! I've found it S-E-X.
Male Kid 2: What does it mean?
Male Kid 1: I don't know but lets try it in my tree house tonight, it must be good if Daddy has all those women come round to do it when mommies away.
Male Kid 2: OK! Sex must be great lets do it.
by Stu T July 07, 2006
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sexwork
The way humans reproduce.
After the party, Maria and Jake decided to go back to Jake's house. He wanted to show her his new jacuzzi. When they arrived, Jake led her out to the backyard and turned it on. "Let's try it out," Maria said. "sure," Jake said. they got into their bathing suits and slowly got into the whirling, hot, bubbly pool. Before they really knew what was happening, Jake came over to Maria and stared kissing her. she didn't refuse, and kissed him back.
They loved feeling each others mouths and being in the hot water. jake started massaging maria's breasts while they kissed. she took off her bikini top and let him squeeze them some more.
they did this for a while, and as they got more turned on it became more passionate and hot. jake pulled off his swim trunks and threw them out of the jacuzzi. maria let him remove her bikini bottom and then she started giving him an underwater handjob. he got really hard really fast. he took his dick and shoved it into her pussy.
he nailed her hard and fast, loving how it felt to be inside her. she started to feel the pleasure building up deep within her. "Oh, Jake. Ahhhh, oooohhhh. Harder, ooohhh. Aaaahhhh, oh, go faster, faster! Ohhhh, Jake, ooohh! Don't stop baby! Ooooohhhhh! Ahhh! Harder! Oh!" maria moaned and screamed as he penetrated her again and again. he finally hit her g-spot and she came harder than she'd ever come before. the orgasm rocked her body for three whole minutes. her screams and pulsing vagina along with the hot water and the bubbles made Jake cum into her.
he pulled out and they caught their breath.

Now that's what I call sex!
by ABCdefg.....hello! December 29, 2007
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Sexsex
The process of self pleasure for men and women.
Joey had loved Monica for over 10 years now, and Monica was nearing to leave the country, forever.

On Monica's last night in America, Joey confronted Monica in her apartment, to tell her his true feelings in hopes that it would convince her to stay. Surprised, Monica listened to his words, and began to tenderly kiss Joey.

Joey immediately locked the door and began to kiss Monica harder, and then began frenching her more and more, until they tripped on a pair of Monica's shoes and landed on the hard floor.

Joey began to unbutton Monica's blouse, but Monica stopped him.

"Wait..." Monica said.

Realising the truth of Joey's feelings, she stood up and walked to her bedroom, not saying a word. To Joey's surprise, she showed up a minute later, with nothing on but a lace thong.

Joey ran to her and jumped on her, as Monica went at full force, unbuttoning Joey's pants with her teeth. Monica threw his clothes on the ground and began frenching him even harder.

Joey pulled off Monica's thong and stuck his huge cock up into Monica's vagina, forcefully shoving it up and down. Monica screamed in excitement, having never been fucked this hard before.

Joey was interrupted by Monica as she grabbed his penis and began to lick it. She gave him a hand job as he smirked a devilish smile. Monica began to massage his pubic area and Joey began to suck on her nipples.

Monica could feel the cum rushing out and Joey could as well. They began to shoot cum wildly at each other, and they both licked at each single bit of it.

Once again, Joey and Monica went back to their wild sex, stroking each others parts forcefully and fighting over who was on top.

"OHHHHH YEA!!!! KEEP IT COMIN' BABY!!!!! HARDER!!!! HARDERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And so he did.

And for the second time, Joey and Monica reached Orgasm and cummed wildly at each other.

Exhausted, they both licked up whatever was left and jumped on top of one another, breathing heavily. With no energy left to have sex, Joey and Monica fell asleep.

And to make Joey's night even better, Monica stayed in America.
by A Guilty Man May 30, 2009
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Sexsex
When a pointy thing (dick) goes into A hole (vagina)

I was a little after curfew. If only there weren't people who don't rape 16 year olds like me. My step brother, 17, was waiting at home for me. Where were u Sara? Brandon said. I was out with my friends I said.

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I know this sounds weird, but I have a MAJOR crush on my step bro. I didn't know he felt the same way cuz when I looked over, he looked at me like, let's bang. Before I knew what he was doing, his tounge was in my mouth, and mine was exploring his. We broke apart and we both knew that we would have sex. My parents, who were in France, would kill us if they knew what we were doing. After finishing our beers we started kissing passionately again. we slowly made our way to his bedroom. I knelt down and pulled off his pants and boxers. I stared at his dick. It was HUGE! At least 10 inches long and 2 inches wide. I took as much of it in as possibal and started sucking. OOOOh! Sara, don't stop. And I didn't. After he was hard, he picked me up and threw me on the bed. He took off my shirt and shorts. I was not wearing a bra, but I was wearing lacy red panties. Brandon ripped off his shirt so he was but naked. He jammed his lips on mine. While we were frenching, he slowly reached under me and took off my panties. In perfect rythem, he kissed me, masaged my boobs, and slid his huge dick into my pussy. Fassster, faster!!! I screamed. He obliged. I am gonna cum! Where do u want it?bIn me. Please. Now. Suddenly, he let loose lots of his juices. We were both hot and we fell asleep with his soft dick still in me.
Whenever our parents were out, we did the same thing.
by Uwannafux April 14, 2014
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sexsex
An extremely complex physical, emotional, pyschological, and spirtual act in which two or more humans pleasure each other with their bodies, specifially, their genitals. Also useful for reproduction in when practiced between a male and a female. Humans, however, are the only species who have devoted so much study to the subject, espeically on the non-physical aspects. After centuries of study and observation, they have come up with this general definition:
We have no fucking idea how to define sex. But it's a fun way to pass the time.
by Bored and sleepless November 06, 2005
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sexsex
Something that nice guys/geeks like me will never experience. This due to the fact that typical human females go for the bigger, dumber alpha male.
Me: “What’s wrong Melissa, why are you crying?

Melissa: “My boyfriend played me for some hoe!”

Me: “aww, that’s sad…is there anything I can do to help?”

Melissa: “No thanks, I took care of that last night when I had make up sex with some other jock

Me: “oh…ok…”

Melissa: “Thanks so much for trying, you’re such a NICE GUY Salem!”

Me: “Well, if you need me, I’ll be in my room, crying while masturbating to pictures of you from middle school…”

*goes home and masturbates to pictures of Mel from middle school*
by BitterSalem April 10, 2007
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